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louisvandalen
29-06-2005, 11:13 PM
After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
You have to start giving money to the poor and volunteering, and wear a Tenugui with "I love you, Kendo Gods!", lol
Hisham
30-06-2005, 01:00 AM
Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up using it's biological warfare waza which would prove my theory that skunks and cows are closer than some might think.
On a serious note, you said yourself that you almost broke your finger, i can understand your frustration but you should make the best of it, you'll be back soon enough.
louisvandalen
30-06-2005, 05:15 PM
Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up
Well that was about what happend, damn these things hammer you. I stopped being a vegetarian by the way. ;)
Hisham
30-06-2005, 09:02 PM
I stopped being a vegetarian by the way. ;)
Cows beware!:D
Ah, I was wondering what kept you away...
Well, time left for me to get up to speed with kendo, so I will not be the only one left wearing no bogu..:redface:
Get well soon!
Tijn
ShinKenshi
06-07-2005, 11:51 PM
Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up using it's biological warfare waza which would prove my theory that skunks and cows are closer than some might think.
On a serious note, you said yourself that you almost broke your finger, i can understand your frustration but you should make the best of it, you'll be back soon enough.
Good to know I'm not the only one thinking this upon reading the title of this thread. I actually thought that maybe a cow left you a nice little present next to your car or something during practice. Or something along the lines of a bunch of cows loose on the road and prevented you from getting to practice. Yes, I have a vivid imagination :D.
louisvandalen
08-07-2005, 10:26 PM
Ah, I was wondering what kept you away...
Well, time left for me to get up to speed with kendo, so I will not be the only one left wearing no bogu..:redface:
Get well soon!
Tijn
Cheers m8, cu soon.
Louis
drizzt
10-07-2005, 02:19 PM
After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
**snorting**You fell off...a mechanical bull....BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NO in serious, the mechanical ones are easy, you fall off the real thing and they come after you....or in the case of a horse it tries to drop kick you like a football as it throws you.....
Stealth
11-07-2005, 04:47 AM
NO in serious, the mechanical ones are easy
For a Texas ranger maybe ;)
Washington
16-07-2005, 12:00 AM
I saw the title of this thread and thought it would be a rant about how much you hate those cow jokes lol
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:You_have_two_cows
piggy
16-07-2005, 12:11 AM
After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
fight them but remember: aim for the udders!
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