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Sepiraph

31-07-2005, 08:46 AM

Take the test (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926)

My result:
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

eirenaios

31-07-2005, 08:55 AM

my results:

The German Civilian
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

:S

piggy

31-07-2005, 09:10 AM

Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

well, that sounded stupid and ended stupid but i did get a good laugh.

piggy

31-07-2005, 09:23 AM

according to ok cupid, not only would i have been a nazi but also a shy, gay, bipolar virgin with high IQ that could survive a zombie attack.

yeah, i got bored and took a bunch of tests

Naginatagirl

31-07-2005, 10:00 AM

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic. Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

hm. yay? I just wasted a minute or two of my life. -...-;;

Lloromannic

31-07-2005, 12:25 PM

Expatriate
15% Brainwashworthy
22% Antitolerant
19% blindly patriotic.

Oh well... nothing new there.

Tatsuko

31-07-2005, 12:44 PM

Wow...

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Wes Nazo

31-07-2005, 01:25 PM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Charuzu

31-07-2005, 01:55 PM

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Fonsz

31-07-2005, 04:12 PM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

stephanie dee

31-07-2005, 07:26 PM

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

Oh my god! I cannot believe that I would have been a Nazi General!

Wes Nazo

31-07-2005, 08:04 PM

Took the zombie outbreak survivability test:

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%!

Andou

31-07-2005, 10:14 PM

Dammit. I wish I coulda been part of Der Resistance.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

That...40% antitolerant thing kinda...that's a little worrying to me.

Cheese_Man

31-07-2005, 10:24 PM

You are 7% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

hobbit

01-08-2005, 12:02 AM

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

Interesting . . .

j2023

01-08-2005, 01:11 AM

Der Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blind patriotic Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance

Mugu

01-08-2005, 01:13 AM

piggy

01-08-2005, 02:21 AM

Took the zombie outbreak survivability test:

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%!

glad to know im not alone. if theres ever an attack wes nazo, you and me need to stick together. i scored 92%

hobbit

01-08-2005, 02:47 AM

Got this from the zombies:
You made it. Barely.
Congratulations! You scored 55%!
Whether it was the fact that you could run faster, or were just plain lucky, you made it out alive. Even you aren't sure why. But you're sure as hell not going back, or risking your ass for anyone else from now on.

From these two tests, it looks like I'm too altruistic for my own good . . .

Commander

01-08-2005, 03:32 AM

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly. http://is3.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331406.jpg

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 47% on brainwashworthyhttp://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 76% on antitoleranthttp://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 77% on patriotic

piggy

01-08-2005, 04:01 AM

there are many fun tests on that site. all of which i cannot mention given how appropriate they are for these forums. but if you're looking for a good time...

no im just kidding.

stephanie dee

01-08-2005, 05:31 AM

Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%! Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive.

YEAH! I rule! Thats for the Zombie Surviving thingy...

Hank

01-08-2005, 07:53 AM

Was that Ron Jeremy dressed up like Mario? Wow.

Hank.

Wes Nazo

01-08-2005, 01:51 PM

Was that Ron Jeremy dressed up like Mario? Wow.

Hank.

http://www.gaming-media.com/_feature/videogames-movies/1_files/image009.jpg

...scary...

eXact

01-08-2005, 02:09 PM

this is hilarious i got to be a foot solider though. so im a bit evil.

Munnin

02-08-2005, 12:17 AM

I took the test and got to be part of the resistance but with "dangerously patriotic tendencies". Then I took the maturity test… far more amusing.

The Pen-pusher
You scored 44 You're probably the most annoying type of person there possibly could be. You have an inflated, egocentric view of yourself, you're a spoilsport, a stickler for the rules, and you hate to see other people having fun. The damn annoying thing is that you're probably successful (or at least will be) and for this reason people are friends with you, because you're useful. You probably worry what people think of you, and you should be. You need to learn to relax, stop getting so weighed down by the boring. Do something miindless. Do it now.

piggy

02-08-2005, 01:05 AM

haha wow, it told you off munnin. dont worry about it its just an internet test. but it is really funny!

and yes, please do somthing mindless because we already have enough people like that in the world

AlexM

02-08-2005, 10:15 AM

(Man have I not posted here in awhile)

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

I apparently would have left he country before the proverbial s--- hit the fan.

The irony being of course that my gramps was active in the actual French resistance (well, first army, then resistance, then army again), although I imagine that it takes particularly hefty set of brass balls to be in the German resistance.

Entertaining little test.

NorthernKendoka

02-08-2005, 01:31 PM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

I think I'm going to be able to sleep easier tonight knowing I not a nazi.

Valhalla_Knight

08-08-2005, 07:58 AM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

And i got compared to Einsten...
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331423.jpg

2muchryt

08-08-2005, 05:10 PM

funny!
i took the test 3 times
and although i never scored as a nazi, i found if you answer as a communist you become a "Resistance" member
(the soviet union also resisted the nazi's so i guess that could be accurate.)
but if you are a religous or even moderately religious jew and check the box as such you are deemed likely to be apathetic. there is a very biased guideline in this test for becoming a resistance fighter.
but in reality christians, jews, and atheist's (communist's) fought side by
side against the nazi's.
i don't think anyone on this thread regardless of their score is in any danger :)

Greger

08-08-2005, 08:40 PM

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. http://is2.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1113331423.jpg

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthyhttp://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 67% on antitoleranthttp://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif (http://www.okcupid.com/)You scored higher than 17% on patriotic function drawPercentileBox(score,varname) { var WIDTH=150; if (score > 99) score=99; if (score < 0) score=0; var w1=Math.round(WIDTH*score/100); if (w1 < 1) w1 = 1; else if (w1 > WIDTH-1) w1=WIDTH-1; var w2 = WIDTH-w1; var res="" + "" + " (http://www.okcupid.com)" + "" + "" + " (http://www.okcupid.com)" + "You scored higher than "+score+"% on " + varname + ""; C_AREA += res; } var C_AREA=""; if ("3" == "1") { C_AREA += "My test tracked 1 variable"; } else { C_AREA += "My test tracked 3 variables"; } C_AREA += " How you compared to other people " + "your age and gender:"; drawPercentileBox(0,"brainwashworthy"); drawPercentileBox(67,"antitolerant"); drawPercentileBox(17,"patriotic"); C_AREA += ""; setInnerHTML("comparisonarea",C_AREA); If you liked my test, send it to your friends!

nodaka

12-08-2005, 01:08 AM

The test pretty much said that i'm to smart for that crap. But in reality, i could not march people into an onven or a gas chamber with a smile in my face.

But, that's just me.

Anime12478

12-08-2005, 01:43 AM

In reality, I probably would have been killed by the nazis, but here is what my result was

ADOLF HITLER himself
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

kendonewbie

26-08-2005, 06:42 AM

Here's mine:
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
Is this good? Anyway, there arem more tests on this site (http://www.okcupid.com).

kendonewbie

26-08-2005, 06:59 AM

Hey! It looks like you can make your own test!(its at the bottom of the homepage!) Whos up to making a kendo test?