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runsyi
17th September 2005, 09:18 AM
What's the dumbest thing you've done before keiko?
I did two really stupid things this week. Tuesday I biked 22 miles right before practice and Thursday I ate a handful of teriyaki edamame, a piece of cheesecake, two breakfast sausage links, half a snickers bar, and drank a glass of orange juice before practice. Ick.
Of course then there are all the dumb things you do after keiko...
Paikea
17th September 2005, 09:20 AM
I ate a handful of teriyaki edamame, a piece of cheesecake, two breakfast sausage links, half a snickers bar, and drank a glass of orange juice before practice.Ouch. Dumbest thing I do is not drink LOTS of water. Which reminds me, got to leave work in 20 to go to practice...
runsyi
17th September 2005, 09:38 AM
Ouch. Dumbest thing I do is not drink LOTS of water. Which reminds me, got to leave work in 20 to go to practice...
Have a good practice!
Paburo
17th September 2005, 09:52 AM
i can't tell! :0 it's rated R.... lol
but more often than not right before keiko i stuff myself non-stop like you shelly. my dojomates always say to me when they see me stuffing myself: 'are you nuts?? we got keiko in 10 mins!!' me:*mouthful*phdo younp wantt somm' shoclatemph?? haha.
piggy
17th September 2005, 10:01 AM
Dumbest thing ever huh? Probably when I walked about 5 miles to a driving course, took a driving test, walked 10 miles to the mall, ate a ton of sushi, sprinted 10 miles back to the driving course, took another driving test , walked 4 miles back home, went to the dojo, drank no water, almost died.
Oh and I recall the dojo being extremely hot that night.
Eiliries
17th September 2005, 10:15 AM
Once I forgot to eat anything, and I only drank one glass of water. I almost fainted at practice.
samurai999
17th September 2005, 11:11 AM
hmm.. lets see.. When I was a grad student, I worked 24 hours on a term paper and didn't sleep a wink. Went to all 3 of my classes that day hyped up on double-shot espresso and then went to keiko. I stumbled into the shower, got out threw on my sleeping clothes then passed out on the bed.
I then woke up on the ground the next morning and went to my other classes which I fortunately didn't have any HW for...
Tim
Mr. Donigan
17th September 2005, 12:05 PM
If you look for it you'll find my poker night prekeiko morning class. And the fetching water from the town well adventure. It's a good story,
drizzt
17th September 2005, 02:09 PM
hmm.. lets see.. When I was a grad student, I worked 24 hours on a term paper and didn't sleep a wink. Went to all 3 of my classes that day hyped up on double-shot espresso and then went to keiko. I stumbled into the shower, got out threw on my sleeping clothes then passed out on the bed.
I then woke up on the ground the next morning and went to my other classes which I fortunately didn't have any HW for...
Tim
did ground and bed suddenly become the same term ;). Illd like to see someobody show up drunk to keiko.......although some of the corps turds act like they are...."dont hit me in the head.....dont hit me in the head(with no men on)....dont ...WHACK....OWWWWW " walks away holding head and nursing big bruise
Twobitmage
17th September 2005, 03:04 PM
mexican food
nuff said
ahmed61086
17th September 2005, 03:42 PM
I did one reallllly stupid thing. It was during the summer when i had no school and no job, so i would allways stay up late. So i stayed up all day on friday all the way to saturday mornining and went to practice withought out any energy. There was only 3 other ppl in the class, so i got to practice with my sensei for a good half and hour them with my sempai for another half and hour, with a lot of nonstop attack keiko. I dont think i died that day, I KNOW i died that day. Slept for like 24 hours the next day. That is death.
samurai999
17th September 2005, 06:36 PM
did ground and bed suddenly become the same term ;)
Yes.. If you were as tired as I was, the bed and the floor look the same.
:D
But I crashed on my bed, then woke up on the floor... odd thing was, i was rolled up against the TV cabinet.... O_o...
Tim
Landorph
17th September 2005, 07:41 PM
YUP YUP>.. NO alchy .. no Sex starting 2 weeks before major competition!!!!!!!
and den plenty of both afterwards.. ^_^
YEAH 2005 UNI Games in 1 weeks time!!!!!
Miravil
18th September 2005, 04:16 AM
I guess mine will be donating blood before practice. Was bad, can't concentrate and was seeing stars. The worse part is I didn't faint and went through the whole practice.
Lloromannic
18th September 2005, 04:34 AM
Dumbest thing I've ever done before Kendo was not even my idea. The day before a Taikai the president of the Mexican Federation decided we were going to run 3 miles (5km) before the training session which is designed to tire out the top rung competitors and level the ground somewhat. I arrived at the training locatioon at 9:00 AM, left it at 8:00 PM. Stopped feeling my legs at about 2 miles into the run. Loafers are not great for running.
Paburo
18th September 2005, 07:06 AM
Dumbest thing I've ever done before Kendo was not even my idea. The day before a Taikai the president of the Mexican Federation decided we were going to run 3 miles (5km) before the training session which is designed to tire out the top rung competitors and level the ground somewhat. I arrived at the training locatioon at 9:00 AM, left it at 8:00 PM. Stopped feeling my legs at about 2 miles into the run. Loafers are not great for running. weird rules you got in mexico... the winner of the marathon goes directly into semifinals too? :D
Nameless
18th September 2005, 07:13 AM
I forgot to put my hakama and gi back in my bag after drying.
Lloromannic
18th September 2005, 12:26 PM
weird rules you got in mexico... the winner of the marathon goes directly into semifinals too? :D
Si tan solo fuera eso. El presidente no le tiene cariņo a la Ciudad de Mexico e inventa reglas para daņarnos. No se permite tsuki o gyaku do en selectivos nacionales, combates de 3mins con hantei. En los 3 torneos a los que he ido nunca he visto a alguien de Ciudad de Mexico ganar un hantei. Y no, el ganador no va a semis gratis. Ese pase automatico esta reservado para el estudiante favorito del presidente, nunca se ha enfrentado alguien mayor que ikkyu antes de las semifinales.
Amish_Samurai
18th September 2005, 01:40 PM
date the Sensei's daughter and dump her before class for one of the other girls in the dojo and make sure he knows.
Paburo
19th September 2005, 06:01 AM
Si tan solo fuera eso. El presidente no le tiene cariņo a la Ciudad de Mexico e inventa reglas para daņarnos. No se permite tsuki o gyaku do en selectivos nacionales, combates de 3mins con hantei. En los 3 torneos a los que he ido nunca he visto a alguien de Ciudad de Mexico ganar un hantei. Y no, el ganador no va a semis gratis. Ese pase automatico esta reservado para el estudiante favorito del presidente, nunca se ha enfrentado alguien mayor que ikkyu antes de las semifinales. dude... that's f*cked up. i'd like to renzoku waza the living sh*t out of this corrupted 'sensei'.... well, he doesnt deserve that title even! lol
lo siento por los mexiconitas, haced otro campeonato aparte! :0
Simon R
19th September 2005, 07:56 AM
Smoking a cigarette before practice is bad, but it's bad in general anyway so I'm glad I quit. I remeber suburi being hell when I smoked.
Kirsty
19th September 2005, 08:04 AM
I ran 2 miles at home and then went to PE where I had to run another mile and play tennis. Three miles isn't much though. I should have ran more. o_o Doing all of that in one day does make kendo seem more difficult though...
runsyi
19th September 2005, 01:06 PM
date the Sensei's daughter and dump her before class for one of the other girls in the dojo and make sure he knows.
ooohh... I think this one takes the prize!
KhawMengLee
19th September 2005, 01:30 PM
Sex before training.
Legs will stop working...and you'll have a real stupid smile on your face...even after tsuki.
ti.to
19th September 2005, 07:17 PM
Drinking milk instead of water before practice. Really bad idea. My face changed to a scaring green color in jigeiko and i was told to stop, sit down, take the men off and drink some water. That was the closest i ever got to throwing up in my men.
Apart from that forgetting to eat or, worse, forgetting to drink enough on kendo days were bad experiences.
Amish_Samurai
19th September 2005, 10:46 PM
have five or six Harajuku girls follow you aroud the dojo
runsyi
20th September 2005, 04:28 AM
Drinking milk instead of water before practice. Really bad idea. My face changed to a scaring green color in jigeiko and i was told to stop, sit down, take the men off and drink some water. That was the closest i ever got to throwing up in my men.
Apart from that forgetting to eat or, worse, forgetting to drink enough on kendo days were bad experiences.
I'm feeling nauseated just thinking about that one.
Has anyone here ever thrown up in his/her men? How would you even begin to clean that out?
Kmav
20th September 2005, 05:04 AM
Ouch. Dumbest thing I do is not drink LOTS of water. Which reminds me, got to leave work in 20 to go to practice...
Isn't drinking lots of water good before practice? I drink about 12-16 oz 15 - 30 mins before practice. For me, it helps drinking a bit of water before the practice.
Paikea
20th September 2005, 05:22 AM
Isn't drinking lots of water good before practice? I drink about 12-16 oz 15 - 30 mins before practice. For me, it helps drinking a bit of water before the practice.Read the post again...water good, not drinking lots is bad.
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