Just for fun?

[munenmuso]

In connection(?) to Ben's Irate over Iraq thread. A not so classic hypothetical question just to keep the threads rolling and to lighten up some emotions supposedly burdened and tortured by the conditions in Iraq:

A boat is sinking. There are only three passengers who need your help and your the only one who can save them from sinking to their cold death. The passengers are George W. Bush Jr, Saddam Hussein and an eight dan Kendoka. You can only save one.:D

Who are you going to rescue? Why and why not?

(Sounds more like a left over questionnaire from the Miss Universe pageant?):D

[Sinta]

I'll save the 8th dan Kendoka ^_^

Why?

Saddam - Well the world could do a lot better if he wasn't around. So he's useless.

G. Bush Jr - likewise :) (*waits for the flames*) Doesn't take much to wave a big stick around...

8th Kendoka - Unlike the other two, he could be helpful by giving me some pointers :)

[Goyaman]

I'll echo Sinta's thought on that--for me it's a no-brainer that I'd save the Hachidan; he would have more redeeming value through his positive example of conflict resolution and he'd probably be a hell of a lot more fun...

[Karaken]

I'll save Bush becaue the Hachi dan turned out to be Kim jong Il ( the leader of N Korea ) and Bush owes me 5 bucks :-)
BTW, I'll give a gentle push on drowning Saddam.

[Goyaman]

But maybe before the boat sinks, we give both Bush and Saddam some shinai and bogu (without kote) and let the hachidan be shimpan with endless encho...yeah, that's it! _(=)_

[KhawMengLee]

hmmnn, this is a trick question right?

Firstly, Hachidan's are kendo gods and don't need help from us mortals, so he will simple fly off in typical Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Style...

In which case I would toss the drowning Bush and Saddam a dildo so they can both go fuck themselves.

[munenmuso]

While the two of them are drowning, are you going to pee in the same water while laughing your heart out:D

[KhawMengLee]

While the two of them are drowning, are you going to pee in the same water while laughing your heart out

Jeeeezus! That bloody comment caught me off guard. Thanks a lot mune...now I have to clean this spray of coke off my screen...:p :D :D

[Phlebas]

Give the Hachidan a good sword, some handcuffs, a fishing rod and a lifeboat. Maybe he could have some target practice then use what's left for bait... he could catch some sharks with their entrails and make a nice new set of bogu. At least this way their useless lives will benefit us all in some way!

[Jerry Wellbrock]

Would it not be wonderful if George and Saddam would use their shinai to repair the boat and agree to let the Hachi-dan be the Captain that steers them to a new world! I know dreams and fantasy in a world that has not learn to accept our differences since the days of early man. These are the ramblings of a concerned old man.:old_man:

[Gothic_Coop]

Originally posted by KhawMengLee


Jeeeezus! That bloody comment caught me off guard. Thanks a lot mune...now I have to clean this spray of coke off my screen...:p :D :D

I hate it when I do that.

I am down with peeing thing hmmm warm water