New Troll

[Kingofmyrrh]

Can we get it banned?
Or at the very least, could we just all ignore him?
Some people have compared it to Mad God, but at least he didn't flood the board quite as badly...
Conversations here lately are weak enough without everybody getting distracted by our bookish friend.

[ScottUK]

No, let him stay.

His inane ramblings are awesome. Want to see a few pictures of him?

http://www3.50megs.com/mistressb/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/commando1.jpg

http://www.shadowvaleleather.com/fullarmor1.jpg

Therefore he MUST stay. :D

[roar]

No, let him stay.

His inane ramblings are awesome. Want to see a few pictures of him?

http://www3.50megs.com/mistressb/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/commando1.jpg

http://www.shadowvaleleather.com/fullarmor1.jpg

Therefore he MUST stay. :D


Is it true, seriously?

[ScottUK]

You may remember 2swordstyle - the nob-end who practiced niten ichi ryu?

Swordteacher99 and 2sword are one and the same. I checked the IP addresses.

The pics above are Justin the kenjutsu teacher. I like the one with the gas mask. It reminds me of the gimp out of Pulp Fiction. Turns me on... :D

[Fonsz]

Very good research there, everything falls into its place now. I think it is sad that someone is spending so much time with such useless activities. Some people might categorize Kendo as a useless activity but I don't think that someone like that has the right to say so. I like his signature, although kendo and kenjutsu should be changed. I wonder what kind of people are actually getting lessons from this "Teacher"?

[The great I AM]

Man, I've been off the forum for a while getting some work done, so it was with great amusement that I come back and read this guys drivel. He hasn't noticed the big logo in the top left corner that says KENDO world yet has he. I'm praying that he will soon.......but I don't think God is listening *waves fist at the sky*

But really, is he serious? He can't be right? No-one can be that thick skulled, can they?

Man, trolls are like buses....

[ScottUK]

I think the guy is great. However, if you check 2swordstyle's exit, he left in a huff after we all laughed at his videos.

I guess alter-ego (uber-ego? :D) swordteacher99 will do the same. He can't back up his claims and backs down when people criticise with cold hard facts.

I'll miss him. I like bloodsports.

[splice]

You may remember 2swordstyle - the nob-end who practiced niten ichi ryu?

Swordteacher99 and 2sword are one and the same. I checked the IP addresses.

The pics above are Justin the kenjutsu teacher. I like the one with the gas mask. It reminds me of the gimp out of Pulp Fiction. Turns me on... :D
Ah, I thought something was familiar. I'm sure I've seen the username before, or a variation of it. The posting schedule fits. The way the posts are written also fits. Good work, Scott. That little trick I thought of sure comes in handy sometimes :).

It's a source of constant amazement to me how many gaijin posting on message boards have the real "truth" of real swordsmanship and how the Japanese are wrong about their own ancestral arts. Seems to be a case of overcompensation, no? Since they can't be wrong about what they do, and the rest of the world don't agree with them, it's obvious everyone, including the originators, are wrong about the arts and the internet budoka is the one with the real truth.

Bah. Piffle.

Hey, isn't that British english, the true english? Spit-spot, Albert Hall, meat 'n two veg, Big Ben, Dave Clark Five, spam and eggs, baby's arm holding an apple, pip pip, cheerio! How am I doing? And don't tell me this isn't British english, I know British english. From here in front of my computer in Canada, there cannot be any other place more authentically British, nay? :wink:

[ScottUK]

Haha - bloody colonials... :D

[h2o]

No, let him stay.

His inane ramblings are awesome. Want to see a few pictures of him?

http://www3.50megs.com/mistressb/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/commando1.jpg

http://www.shadowvaleleather.com/fullarmor1.jpg

Therefore he MUST stay. :D

Bwahaha! And the winner of the World Poser championships goes to....Swordteacher99! Wooo!!
Did a little googling myself, but I never found these (I did however not have access to the IP's of the two), but I found a name and some posts at other forums. Nice work finding these. :)

[ScottUK]

http://mistressb.www3.50megs.com/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/

If they get removed, PM me - I have saved them in case I get ill and need cheering up.

[h2o]

http://mistressb.www3.50megs.com/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/

If they get removed, PM me - I have saved them in case I get ill and need cheering up.
Woo! I might save them together with the rest of my archive of budo-fun.

[h2o]

.... which by the way already contains 2swordstyle's last three videos. Ok, one shouldn't laugh at other peoples arts, but these films have been the highlight of many good parties :D

[ScottUK]

What are the filenames? I have two vids I think...

[h2o]

What are the filenames? I have two vids I think...Hmm, I think there's three of them anyway, but right now I can't remember more than two names. Will check when I get home though. I have the one with the sparring in bogu, and the one with the shinken practice (you know, the one with the sloppy chiburi?)

[ScottUK]

I only remember my drycleaning bill after I peed my shorts... :D

[h2o]

I only remember my drycleaning bill after I peed my shorts... :DHahaha :D Well, it really is a must see for everyone :)

[Sinta]

Hahaha :D Well, it really is a must see for everyone :)

Got me curious now :) Does the thread with the video still exist?

[h2o]

Got me curious now :) Does the thread with the video still exist?Yes it is the "Tobikomi-men problems"-thread (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8025). The videos that 2swordstyle/swordteacher99 posted are however locked. But someone else (ScottUK?) mirrored them, and perhaps they are still there. Otherwise you could just PM me and we could make an arrangement :)

[ScottUK]

As soon as you get the chance, post the filenames and I'll check what I have...

Oh, joy - I was gonna watch 'The Wicker Man' tonight but I guess that's off the menu now...! :D

[LarsCW]

http://mistressb.www3.50megs.com/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/

If they get removed, PM me - I have saved them in case I get ill and need cheering up.

Oh my this is too hylarious for words:rolleyes:

I wonder when this guy will return to finish kindergarden.

[Nkd666]

http://www3.50megs.com/mistressb/Pic.../commando1.jpg (http://www3.50megs.com/mistressb/Pictures/jpgs/Justin/commando1.jpg)

http://www.shadowvaleleather.com/fullarmor1.jpg

Wow!

Sword god and gay icon all rolled into one.:confused2

[ScottUK]

Questions for Justin please:

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8519

[mingshi]

Sorry folks, me too bored over the weekend without any alcohol. Hence the troll-feeding...

He must have been as bored to keep asking people to PM him, and initiating his kendo=swordwork arguement to the others thru AIM, and then educated them with his 24 years of experience...

[Paikea]

You may remember 2swordstyle - the nob-end who practiced niten ichi ryu?

Swordteacher99 and 2sword are one and the same. I checked the IP addresses.

The pics above are Justin the kenjutsu teacher. I like the one with the gas mask. It reminds me of the gimp out of Pulp Fiction. Turns me on... :DYep, you're right - it's him. Everybody, send a ban request to Hamish.

[ScottUK]

Let him answer my questions first... :D

[ScottUK]

...like - why do you post under fake names?

http://forums.swordforum.com/showthread.php?threadid=17029&s=

"the first rule of fight club is..."

[The great I AM]

.... baby's arm holding an apple .....

Thats blinding. You are officially English.

[samurai999]

Should I start a poll?

Tim

[splice]

Thats blinding. You are officially English.

Really? Sweet, thanks.

I won't mention that I ripped the whole line from Family Guy.

And that I have absolutely no idea what that particular one meant :)

[The great I AM]

Really? Sweet, thanks.

I won't mention that I ripped the whole line from Family Guy.

And that I have absolutely no idea what that particular one meant :)

Its a penis reference. Think about it. The other one that is used (and far more blunt) is "cock like a baby's arm". Make sense now? Snoogins. I love english.

[pgsmith]

Thanks Scott!
The pictures of the kid were just hysterical! Made my eyes tear up trying to hold the laughter down.

Good way to start a Monday with a giggle.

Cheers,

[dotnet]

If he is a troll, he is only doing an average job. At least he got this thread started but he is posting way to often in order to be a good (effective) troll. Usually you just chip in an offensive remark and then keep quite und enjoy the carnage.

Even the art of trolling can be interesting. Some people are really good at it and you can actually enjoy it ;-). It's just interesting to watch how people react and how you can get them - just like kendo: you feint a move/ use seme and see what your opponent does.

Cheers,
dotnet

[Hank]

Its a penis reference. Think about it. The other one that is used (and far more blunt) is "cock like a baby's arm". Make sense now? Snoogins. I love english.I've known that line for years as the last line from "What do you want from life" by the Tubes. I think you've ruined the song for me.

Hank.

[ScottUK]

We're wise to him.

interestingly, his alter-ego '2swordstyle' logged in a few days ago:

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/member.php?u=5319#

Go google for 'Abaddon660' his AIM handle. Nutter. In fact, I'll do the work for you:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2005-06,GGLD:en&q=Abaddon660

'Cool places to shoot your Ar-15'. What a wanker.

[Paikea]

This kid needs to be watched - by the FBI. I'd vote him most likely to shoot up a school or his workplace.

[The great I AM]

I've known that line for years as the last line from "What do you want from life" by the Tubes. I think you've ruined the song for me.

Hank.

I just guffawed out loud at that! Sorry dude, but it is true! Gimme another!

[Hank]

If he is a troll, he is only doing an average job. At least he got this thread started but he is posting way to often in order to be a good (effective) troll. Usually you just chip in an offensive remark and then keep quite und enjoy the carnage.

Even the art of trolling can be interesting. Some people are really good at it and you can actually enjoy it ;-). It's just interesting to watch how people react and how you can get them - just like kendo: you feint a move/ use seme and see what your opponent does.

Cheers,
dotnetI don't think he's a normal troll. I think he really needs to feel superior to this whole group - those who have laughed at him in the past (for good reason, IMHO) - even if it means playing a fake persona. It's bizarre. I truly think he needs help.

Hank.

[splice]

Its a penis reference. Think about it. The other one that is used (and far more blunt) is "cock like a baby's arm". Make sense now? Snoogins. I love english.

Wow. Just, wow. Now I won't ever be able to see that clip again in the same way.

Just in case you don't watch family guy, this particular scene has a baby getting on to a plane without a ticket, tacking on to a British group and saying all those things to show he's also British. I didn't know Stewie was so familiar with the vernacular...

Thanks for enlightening me. Tits up! :ko:

[ScottUK]

Its a penis reference. Think about it. The other one that is used (and far more blunt) is "cock like a baby's arm". Make sense now? Snoogins. I love english.Not sure if Snoogans is English though. :D

[ScottUK]

Hmm, interesting. Someone just logged on to my question to swordteacher:

http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?p=140007#post140007

...and gave me bad reputation points.

swordteacher99, are you there?

[dotnet]

I think he really needs to feel superior to this whole group

Too bad when all the evidence is saved and is on display for everyone. Sometimes IP-adresses are enlightening - as ScottUK showed us. But why does he come to a Kendo Forum when he doesn't even practice Kendo :confused:?? This mission was doomed from the beginning if this was in fact his goal.

Cheers,
dotnet

[dotnet]

...and gave me bad reputation points.

swordteacher99, are you there?

"... can only hope to improve". The first time I have seen this rating next to the number of posts. Before it said something like ' had a little trouble in the past'. What is next ? "'xxx' is doomed beyond redemption" or

'xxx' will need a new username soon. ;)

Cheers,
dotnet

[h2o]

And now he's banned... :rolleyes:

[ScottUK]

...but 2swordstyle remains. Let's see if he checks in...

[h2o]

...but 2swordstyle remains. Let's see if he checks in...Yeah, like he's going to admit that they are the same. I mean, he even replied to himself in one post. Either a try to not seem to be the same people, or he was just trolling so fast he didn't realise he was dissing himself ;)

[drizzt]

im waiting to see if he starts messaging people again

[yohed55]

Sorry folks, me too bored over the weekend without any alcohol. Hence the troll-feeding...

He must have been as bored to keep asking people to PM him, and initiating his kendo=swordwork arguement to the others thru AIM, and then educated them with his 24 years of experience...

that's exactly what he did to me............ it was messed up

[Fonsz]

I had posted his Tobi Komi thread and videofootage on E-budo, all the people who were proper into the JSA picked it apart just as we did here with the Kendo footage. Surprisingly there was someone who stood up for him. He had a story that he learned Kashima Shin(?) kenjutsu from his stepfather but his stepfather couldn't or wouldn't tell him from whom he has been taught. In the end I believe Charlie Kondek revealed the pictures that we just have seen in this thread and asked is this you? There was never an answer. It seems that he certainly needs professional help because it is getting weirder and weirder, but if you still have the time and the lust go check it out.
http://www.e-budo.com/forum/showpost.php?p=364865&postcount=1

[kaltek]

I dunno... what are trolls? on the forum i mean, not the grey ugly things found of harry potter :ditsy:

[Sinta]

I dunno... what are trolls? on the forum i mean, not the grey ugly things found of harry potter :ditsy:

Google definition: From the fishing term. As a noun, synonymous with flamebait. As a verb, to post controversial or provocative messages in a deliberate attempt to provoke flames.

Mainly someone who starts fights in forums :)

[kaltek]

Google definition: From the fishing term. As a noun, synonymous with flamebait. As a verb, to post controversial or provocative messages in a deliberate attempt to provoke flames.

Mainly someone who starts fights in forums :)

Shows what I know... :cheeky: