greatest swordsman to ever live....

[Kapplow]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-386055957680527598&q=kata

[Wes Nazo]

That fool's not even holding it right. I've seen jedi wannabes do a better job with a mop handle, that's how bad this is.

[Hisham]

Just saw that video on E-budo posted by Neil.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Yeah, I confess I stole the link from here.

[shred_lord]

That is possibly the most camp performance I've ever seen :D

[CTHULHU187]

I counted 36 strikes...correct me if I'm wrong. This seems like an awful lot of strikes to defeat 4 opponents, maybey its just me. His imaginary opponents must be REAL good. I really enjoyed the golf swing waza towards the end there it was executed perfectly...fore!!!!! Interesting Noto technique also. I wish I could find it again but somewhere I saw a video clip of some guy doing a demonstration like that to bad techno, I think he was wearing camo-pants. It amazes me that people can take themselves seriously enough to video this crap.

[Lloromannic]

I counted 36 strikes...correct me if I'm wrong. This seems like an awful lot of strikes to defeat 4 opponents, maybey its just me. His imaginary opponents must be REAL good. I really enjoyed the golf swing waza towards the end there it was executed perfectly...fore!!!!! Interesting Noto technique also. I wish I could find it again but somewhere I saw a video clip of some guy doing a demonstration like that to bad techno, I think he was wearing camo-pants. It amazes me that people can take themselves seriously enough to video this crap.



Ah, you mean this one (http://www.kendo-world.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4812)

[Rurouni Kenshin]

Man that's nice to make me laugh my butt off after a day of work - this and the streetfighter-camopants-guy.

The blackbelt was doing sumtin that vaguely reminded me of some weird form of wushu - or at least thats what he thought. Slowmo chinese broadsword with a katana :D ; or a variation of 'drunken' swordfighting - substitute 'drunken' with whatever crap he gets injected at the psycho-ward.

[Stefan]

Damn. Is Germany the only country where this service from Google isn't available yet?

[CTHULHU187]

That is the one. Just awsome, I remember sending my sensei that link and asking him at the next class when do we get to learn these techniques. I can't remember the response but I seem to remember a few quick men strikes and laughing...then darkness, just kidding.

While we are at it here are some more sites you all might find enjoyable:
http://www.ninjutsu.com/BBCourseMain.shtml
Home training with Master Donk.

http://www.leejkd.com/web/vids.htm
Earn your black belt from home. Save now with the holiday special. It looks like it will only cost you $1050 plus shipping costs to get you the coveted "black sash".

http://soke.org/members.htm
These guy are serious...Seriously! My Sensei sent me this one.

Enjoy, Logan

[Kapplow]

you know in america we have the sex offender list. every convicted sex offender is on there so the pervs will be noticed by ppl.

In the spirit of goodwill and the promotion of TRUE budo, perhaps someone here should create a "Budo offender list" where ppl can report Mcdojos and also check the legitimacy of dojos. Its so easy to watch these vids and laugh but we cant forget that these posers are actually TEACHING this stuff.

I'd also be willing to bet my bokken those guys are using wallhangers.


hehehehheh


oops! caught myself laughing again....

[Neil Gendzwill]

In the spirit of goodwill and the promotion of TRUE budo, perhaps someone here should create a "Budo offender list" where ppl can report Mcdojos and also check the legitimacy of dojos. Its so easy to watch these vids and laugh but we cant forget that these posers are actually TEACHING this stuff.

That would be the baffling and bad budo sections at e-budo. A search of questionable people there almost always turns up that they've been discussed. A few people there seem to make it their lives to investigate suspicious schools, sometimes to the point of harassment, but you can't deny they're thorough.

[Kapplow]

OMFG!!!!

its TLEE!!!!!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-386055957680527598&q=kata

or at least his avatar...

[Stefan]

While we are at it here are some more sites you all might find enjoyable:
http://www.ninjutsu.com/BBCourseMain.shtml
Home training with Master Donk.


Master Richard Van Donk, 10th**** degree BlackBelt

I searched the whole site but cannot find it. Can anyone explain me where to find footnote ****, please?

[CTHULHU187]

http://www.ninjutsu.com/beginnersreadthis.shtml

In the first paragraph it is stated that he is a 15th dan.

[Stefan]

http://www.ninjutsu.com/beginnersreadthis.shtml

In the first paragraph it is stated that he is a 15th dan.

Oh. Than they obviously forgot one '*'.

[Inu]

Kapplow, what is there to be afraid of? No offense to the master but what the hell? You dont hack with a katana you slice with it and it does not take over 30 strikes to take out four opponents.

[Kapplow]

Kapplow, what is there to be afraid of? No offense to the master but what the hell? You dont hack with a katana you slice with it and it does not take over 30 strikes to take out four opponents.


I'm sorry your question went right over my head inu. What are you asking?

[Inu]

Im pretty much trying to say what Wes NAZO said in the same way but with additional facts and points

[Lloromannic]

Im pretty much trying to say what Wes NAZO said in the same way but with additional facts and points

We are all making fun of the video, you know? Kapplow posted it cause it's humorous, the part about fear you see in his post is his signature and is a quote from a sci fi book (Dune). It appears in every post and has no bearing on the post itself.

[Kapplow]

I am a desert creature.....

[Inu]

Ok you told me...

[dreous]

that guy looks dodgey.. its like flimsy.. and whats with the spacing of his hands... LOL CLOSE AS A MF.. he's just a wannabe in my eyes

[yohed55]

<teenage humor> Richard Van Donk is the name, I think I will do some training with Dick Van Donk.... That name is priceless </teenage humor>

[Omnis]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-386055957680527598&q=kata

I saw that before and thought he was dancing or something. Haha. It's like the Electric Slide.

[Newbie]

I'm a-gonna quit my dojo an' take a home study course and earn real belts!!!

[satsumaruma]

C'mon guys, I bet this chaps mother is real proud of him.

Sorry, I think I've smoked something I shouldn't have.:ko:

To be serious a moment. We had a guy turn up at Iai a few years ago who claimed to have done something like Battojutsu Ryu ( don't quote me that this is a real Ryu - my memory is a little hazy). But he definitely did a variation of this -he also grunted a lot I recall; don't know if this was part of the kata/waza(just for you RP) or if he had asthma?

Sound familiar anyone?

[Wes Nazo]

Check it out: Bon Jovi and wallhangers! http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3788452827742309010&q=sword

Oh, and somebody gets hurt...

[Nochi-no-tsuki]

check this out:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6669548434552948037&q=kendo

[hunnysan]

hahahaha yes somene start a mcdojo caution list....

[Omnis]

Yeah. I can't tell you how many Karate mcdojos I've seen which proudly and obliviously display upside-down daishos.

[rainmaker]

What really sucks is that this guy will make tons of money with this video clip.. dang...

[Michiyo Akimoto]

Gotta love those McDojos...:silly: