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  • #31
    i took the test 3 times
    and although i never scored as a nazi, i found if you answer as a communist you become a "Resistance" member
    (the soviet union also resisted the nazi's so i guess that could be accurate.)
    but if you are a religous or even moderately religious jew and check the box as such you are deemed likely to be apathetic. there is a very biased guideline in this test for becoming a resistance fighter.
    but in reality christians, jews, and atheist's (communist's) fought side by
    side against the nazi's.
    i don't think anyone on this thread regardless of their score is in any danger


    • #32
      The Expatriate
      Achtung! You are 0% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

      One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

      Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

      My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
      You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthyYou scored higher than 67% on antitolerantYou scored higher than 17% on patriotic
      function drawPercentileBox(score,varname) { var WIDTH=150; if (score > 99) score=99; if (score < 0) score=0; var w1=Math.round(WIDTH*score/100); if (w1 < 1) w1 = 1; else if (w1 > WIDTH-1) w1=WIDTH-1; var w2 = WIDTH-w1; var res="" + "" + "[img][/img]" + "" + "" + "[img][/img]" + "You scored higher than "+score+"% on " + varname + ""; C_AREA += res; } var C_AREA=""; if ("3" == "1") { C_AREA += "My test tracked 1 variable"; } else { C_AREA += "My test tracked 3 variables"; } C_AREA += " How you compared to other people " + "your age and gender:
      "; drawPercentileBox(0,"brainwashworthy"); drawPercentileBox(67,"antitolerant"); drawPercentileBox(17,"patriotic"); C_AREA += "
      "; setInnerHTML("comparisonarea",C_AREA); If you liked my test, send it to your friends!


      • #33
        The test pretty much said that i'm to smart for that crap. But in reality, i could not march people into an onven or a gas chamber with a smile in my face.

        But, that's just me.


        • #34
          In reality, I probably would have been killed by the nazis, but here is what my result was

          ADOLF HITLER himself
          Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

          Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

          Deutschland: Uber Alles!


          • #35
            Here's mine:
            Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

            Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

            Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

            Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!
            Is this good? Anyway, there arem more tests on this site (
            Last edited by kendonewbie; 26th August 2005, 06:46 AM.


            • #36
              Hey! It looks like you can make your own test!(its at the bottom of the homepage!) Whos up to making a kendo test?