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  • Would you have been a Nazi?

    Take the test

    My result:
    Der Kommandant
    Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

    Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

  • #2
    my results:

    The German Civilian
    Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic Had you lived in Germany in first half of the 20th century, you'd have probably just gone with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

    The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then.

    The sad conclusion: You would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. Rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


    :S

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    • #3
      Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 77% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

      Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.



      well, that sounded stupid and ended stupid but i did get a good laugh.

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      • #4
        according to ok cupid, not only would i have been a nazi but also a shy, gay, bipolar virgin with high IQ that could survive a zombie attack.

        yeah, i got bored and took a bunch of tests
        Last edited by piggy; 31st July 2005, 09:24 AM. Reason: forgot something!

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        • #5
          Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic. Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

          hm. yay? I just wasted a minute or two of my life. -...-;;

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          • #6
            Expatriate
            15% Brainwashworthy
            22% Antitolerant
            19% blindly patriotic.


            Oh well... nothing new there.

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            • #7
              Wow...

              Der Resistance
              Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

              Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

              Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

              Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

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              • #8
                The Expatriate
                Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

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                • #9
                  Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                  One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                  Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                  Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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                  • #10
                    Wheew!

                    The Expatriate
                    Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                    One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                    Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                    Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

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                    • #11
                      Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

                      Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

                      Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.


                      Oh my god! I cannot believe that I would have been a Nazi General!

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                      • #12
                        Took the zombie outbreak survivability test:

                        Official Survivor
                        Congratulations! You scored 78%!

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                        • #13
                          Dammit. I wish I coulda been part of Der Resistance.

                          The Expatriate
                          Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

                          One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

                          Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

                          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


                          That...40% antitolerant thing kinda...that's a little worrying to me.

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                          • #14
                            This is so wrong....

                            You are 7% brainwashworthy, 72% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
                            Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

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                            • #15
                              Der Resistance
                              Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
                              Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

                              Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

                              Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

                              Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!


                              Interesting . . .

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