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Tools for the modern ninja!

First I thought that this should be posted in the multimedia, but it's just too good to go there:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Iz0TXmmvU

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

I just vomited a little in my mouth.... I visioned you in thong bikini on the beach. I think I'm going to poke my eyes out, just in case. Besides, moobs is not a new thing,...

So, you too were a student of the great Quite Gone Jim?

Nice!

Hope this hasn't been posted earlier....


A man gets pulled over on a highway by a police woman.

She walks next to the drivers window: "Please get out of the car, sir."

The man is clearly...

Yesterday....... Duvel :evil: tasty but lethal....... I'm feeling every single bottle.... I can predict my lunch.... it's going to be........a pizza :eek:

Legs by ZZ Top, I got Eliminator on my cellphone.

Back in Black in car....

Last week was full of Suicidal Tendencies.....

It is true that you boys are catching up fast, though it will take decades to vipe out the bad rep (of both; beer and cars). In Finland the collective name for American cars is "lulla" which is a...

Germans used to produce and export those also (well maybe not helos or aircraftcarriers), and some mighty fine equipment they did produce, needed the whole europe for a testdrive. Then someone went...

Here's one from Ahmed the dead terrorist.

How do you kill 3 catholic priests?


Toss them a little boy and watch them fight to death :scared:

It's because "there is time and place for everything and that's college!" :wink:

MartialArts Girl: No there is no such thing as Non Alcoholic Beer that rivals Stella!

Anyways; Sats, you are...

It is too early for this. I'm only on my 4th cup of coffee today, you'll have to wait atleast 'till number 6 before I start to compute... What's wrong with "Beach Buns"?

....."Beach Buns"........

No it's not the sand, I allways get sand :cross_eye

Now this one is a Zen-joke.... :grin:

What is the reason for a japanese guy to ride a bicycle to a brothel?
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Oh, BTW, tonight I'm drinking Brooklyn Local 1. Very, and I mean VERY nice beer from the US. Drinking this, I could rewrite an old MP joke: "Why is american beer like making love in the sahara?"

"No, no, no.... nice woman... see... i have some nice yummy chocolade here... come here.... no, no, no.... you can leave that beer over there, it will be perfectly safe...." :devious:

BAH! Humbug!

Anyways, I just realised that nowadays it's IBU and it was defined in co-operation with American Society of Brewing Chemists so nothing particularly European about it... :down:

Nothing bad about that! Au contraire :ditsy:

The reason why non alcoholic beer tastes better to non beer drinkers (or aspiring beer drinkers) is that NA beer is very low on EBU (European...

Time for a Scandi-joke:

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn were prisoners of a giant. The giant got pretty fast tired of their bickering and decided to get rid of them. Problem was, he could not just...

So, NHKWF has several Twitter accounts as well? :puzzled:

Then she must be hot? Hmm... we just might get along.... :glasses:

HEAR!! HEAR!!! Crayfish, fresh toast, butter and plenty of assorted drink; pure heaven!!! :ko:

You are propably right, the bottom of the lake at my mom&pop's place is mud/sand, with very little hiding places for them critters. So that may be a contributing factor, palgue is another. My dad is...

He's not a ninjer, because now he is known to be a ninja and nobody knows who the ninjas are, except the ninjas themselves. Unless ofcourse it is a doublebluff, we're supposed to think that he is a...

Yep, the Plague, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crayfish_plague :(

Reason why our local species of river/stream crayfish was all but decimated. Now that the transplanted North American species is...

Love and canoes, funny you should bring that up! :laugh: It goes like this: "Why is American beer like making love in a canoe? -'cause it's f*****g close to water!" But that is only some old Monthy...