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You mean you stopped Iai?

You cad!

Someone appears to going through a little dry spell, I see.

Were that true, ye would no have th' strength to type!


Blasphemer!!!

Seize him, my minions!

For the record, the above poster is NOT me in disguise.

Though I admit, quite tempting.

Gladly.
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Yes friends, it's...

"Screaming Squirrel" Brand flavored Soap.tm

-ask for it by name!

It's in the Deli section!

Of course, when conducting such an experiment, you will both will need to don sunglasses;


-to protect against our illuminating brilliance, naturally.

Try using soap.

If you really wish to understand how to use the English language properly,
by all means, DO NOT consult an Englishman.

All this talk of Europe make be crave cheese.

I understand a sucking chest wound will simply just ruin your day.

I assume you mean of course, in that Schrödinger sort of way.

For the record, the Cat was nether alive nor dead.





He was in the back closet, pooping in Erwin's shoes.

In all honesty, for $200.00, you will end up getting something just a tad above your $20.00 Pawn-shop special.

The question is, are you looking for an "art" sword, or something to slice up...

By coincidence-
I have him on speed dial.
He told me tentacle porn is hilarious.

I hate it when he forwards me that crap though.

The band is about an hour after I've had a nice helping from the bar and buffet.



Interesting.
Neil leaves....and suddenly here you are.

I also do Weddings, Anniversaries and Barmitsvahs.

I regret nothing.

Why?
Do you resemble a Scottish Wookie as well?

$20 bucks and a secret video of me doing the Hula in a Chicken suit will verify that for $200.00, a good halfway quality iaito just can't be had.

Little known fact:
Kenjuitsu is much superior to Kenjutsu.

The twirling techniques are just....just...
just great.

Just FYI..Since last we heard, she doesn't do Kendo anymore.

"I like ya so i don't want ya to get hurt!"

"It would be better if I didn't like ya.."
(guffaw)

Wahhh.

Don't explain shit.
Just
DO!!

You need tough love, baby.

You have done the impossible.
You have made the squirrel king laugh.


For that,
Your entrails shall hanging in place of honor in our new Squirrel order.

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