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    Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
    and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally
    slept in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to...
  2. Congratulations to all who passed, i had 2 of my...

    Congratulations to all who passed, i had 2 of my students who have moved back to Canada sit Shodan and Nidan, and both passed as well.


    David
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    Ohh yes, especially the Katate version, and...

    Ohh yes, especially the Katate version, and Morita S kept saying "Faster".
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    On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists...

    On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales.

    At the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch
    they stopped for lunch, and one of the...
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    Does that mean you can get rid of Tim ;)

    Does that mean you can get rid of Tim ;)
  6. BKA Level 1 Coaching Event 11 August 2012 - Edinburgh

    Further to the message hat was recently posted on the BKA website (http://kendo.org.uk/) there will be a BKA Level 1 Coaching event run in Edinburgh on 11 August.


    If you or any of your club...
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    “The Higgs Bosun is the only visible and...

    “The Higgs Bosun is the only visible and particular manifestation of an invisible force field that permeates space binding the universe on a molecular level.“ Science Today


    “It is an energy...
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    The original flyer that was sent out for this...

    The original flyer that was sent out for this seminar read:


    The European Jikiden-Group is proud to present a European IAIDO Masterclass with Morita Sensei and Oshita Sensei in the United...
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    Hi Anil, There is a copy of Morita sensei at...

    Hi Anil,

    There is a copy of Morita sensei at Hakone on facebook.


    David
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    Level 1 Coaching Course

    duplicate post
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    Claude the Hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Centre.

    Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

    I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
    ...
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    Swimming Pool

    I went for a swim at the local baths today. I decided to have a crafty piss in the deep end. But the attendant must have noticed; when he blew his bloody whistle I nearly fell in.
  13. Thread: Formal Wear

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    So you have seen Lee changing then :-)

    So you have seen Lee changing then :-)
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    International reactions to threats

    (Not sure if this has been posted before)


    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."...
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    Hi Kate and welcome to KWF, I would say take...

    Hi Kate and welcome to KWF,

    I would say take most of what you hear on here with a pinch of salt and delets any e-mails you get from Satsaruma (he knows what i mean).

    Where do you train and who...
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    This is a story about a couple who had been...

    This is a story about a couple who had been happily married
    for years

    The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit
    of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

    The noise...
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    Divorced Barbie

    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those...
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    The Defective Parrot

    A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.

    It doesn't have any feet or legs.

    The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'

    The...
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    Milk & Eggs

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

    A short time...
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    If your post was to Kim Taylor and not to the...

    If your post was to Kim Taylor and not to the rest of us, why put it up on an open forum instead of just PM'ing him?
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    Just found this, please enjoy ...

    Just found this, please enjoy

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/6122401/Marvel-Disney-mashups-how-the-merger-will-affect-the-characters-you-love.html
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    I really really want to see Will Smith eating the...

    I really really want to see Will Smith eating the live octopus.
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    Poll: Im am now 51 and after the weekends training...

    Im am now 51 and after the weekends training feels like 71 :mad:
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    LOL sorry Peter - must spread rep.

    LOL sorry Peter - must spread rep.
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    I started with a 2.45 Iaito and i am also 175cm,...

    I started with a 2.45 Iaito and i am also 175cm, however i now use a 2.38 shinken and this feel a lot better and has improved my draw and noto.

    The main thing on sword length is not really your...
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