What fate would you choose for Hai_Hai?

**Phlebas** · 2nd June 2003, 12:49 AM

Sorry everyone... I couldn't resist. After reading his latest posts, I had to do this poll.

PLEASE post your own suggestions, these are only meant to get you started! I suppose it could be argued that he isn't worth the effort that these suggestions would entail, but I'm enjoying the mental shopping-spree. The guy is a bigot and a male chauvenist loser, and most of us are far too civilized NOT to be tempted to butt him out like a cigarette.

1) Use him as an unpadded practice dummy for heavy-handed junior kendoka.

2) Place a sign on him that says "community playmate" and hurl him over the wall of an asylum for the criminally insane.

3) String him up by his testicles (if any) and use him for a pinyata at the next KWF birthday party.

4) Use him as an unlubricated applicator for bovine or pachyderm enema treatments.

5) Coat him in cat urine and shove him into the dog pound.

6) Roll him up in a carpet and chuck him off a bridge.

**Hai_hai** · 2nd June 2003, 10:50 AM

First off, I'd like to apologize to misterkurukuru for taking the limelight as the top black sheep on KWF. Gomen nasai.
Second, Canada sucks.

**KATSUJIN** · 2nd June 2003, 11:17 AM

hmmm...I vote for 1...

**Lynn** · 2nd June 2003, 11:33 AM

haha....option 1's harsh man.....

i wouldn't wish any of the above fates on anyone....no matter how tempting it may be.....*grinz*

BUT, insulting someone's country is in extremely bad taste, not to mention unfair....one really should refrain from doing so.

**Inouye02** · 2nd June 2003, 11:41 AM

gee lynn where were you when the bombardment was on the USA before ?

**Lynn** · 2nd June 2003, 11:58 AM

2 wrongs doesn't make 1 right.....
the usa bombardment? maybe i was not visiting the forum during that point of time.

but this seems to be something personal, like how pp are annoyed at certain individual's behaviour online, thus, countries shouldn't be brought into the argument.

it is one thing to dislike someone. im cool with it. it's human nature. one can't possibly like everything and everyone but it's another matter to put down someone's country just because u dislike someone. it feels wrong somehow.....but that's just my own opinion.

ok! enough moralising on my part.....
*goes off to watch animes*

**dorkusxmaximus** · 2nd June 2003, 01:57 PM

preach on lady, preach on. what anime are you watching?

Karrion · 2nd June 2003, 02:36 PM

#7: Mary him off to Confound.

Karrion

**Inouye02** · 2nd June 2003, 02:50 PM

ooooooooh...imagining that union ,

Confound · 2nd June 2003, 03:42 PM

That's marry, you illiterate peasant. I have no intention of marrying anyone, thank you.
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Karrion · 2nd June 2003, 04:18 PM

'tis called a typo, ya spelling nazi.

and it's 'oni' not 'peasant'.

Karrion

**Paburo** · 2nd June 2003, 06:48 PM

#8: make him SCI honorary member ASAP.

#9: limit his(non-kendo related even) posts to less than one thousand per day, and his polls to less than one hundred per week.

aaaah, where is the KWF police when you need them to bust a crook flooding the forums?