tell you what love... i'll kick your arse for free! (joking - wouldn't stoop that low!)Originally Posted by keima
jeez, i was tryng to stay out of this one. Just shows i'm not one for the sidelines!
LOTS of women do kendo, and we kick booty! Even against the fellas... Example... my friend Makiko has just come over to the UK for my wedding. Very small, slight Japanese lady. By day she's a school nurse, after that she's a demon with a shinai!
Shame i couldn't persuade her to bring her bogu over!
"dont try to reason with me when i'm wound up, my husband just tried and now has my empty beer bottle where the sun dont shine (*joking! )" - Kitten after 10 hour, 400 mile round trip from Nottingham to East Sussex
...everytime I get a resume. If you'll steal from them, you'll steal from me - and you'll never know why you didn't get the job.
Perry Hunter
Well, this thread has gone from tomfoolery to lunacy to thievery. Rock on.
Scott
www.heijoshin.co.uk
兵法二天一流剣術 - 無双直伝英信流居合
Hyoho Niten Ichi Ryu Kenjutsu - Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iai
"Scott is the Angel of Death" - Meng
"If those of us who practice martial arts are unwilling to police ourselves, sooner or later, someone will do it for us. I am not sure we would like the results" - docphil
"I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow
It's all connected...all things impinge.
Perry Hunter
Hmmm... skimmed through this thread in the hope of finding something worth bitching about but too content free...
The only intriguing thing about Keima's contribution is that he still shows zero posts... is KWF starting to rate people's contribution to the forum now...?
{patiently awaits first smartass c**t to point out that posts to Flames aren't counted(will it be Scott or Paikea?...Place your bets......2....3....4}
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
Please forgive my ignornace, but...
What's a Muppet?
Beyond the Jim Henson thing...I mean..
or is that the point?
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
That is very much the point.
And Crabbi, I was almost gonna point out the Flames thing until I noticed your edit. Then I was gonna point out there are only four letters in c**t but you edited that too. Kudos...
Scott
www.heijoshin.co.uk
兵法二天一流剣術 - 無双直伝英信流居合
Hyoho Niten Ichi Ryu Kenjutsu - Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iai
"Scott is the Angel of Death" - Meng
"If those of us who practice martial arts are unwilling to police ourselves, sooner or later, someone will do it for us. I am not sure we would like the results" - docphil
"I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow
A muppet is the sort of person that would douse his Men in lighter fuel and then stand too close to the barbecue... a muppet is a Darwin Award Winner in waiting...
{please notice your own Avatar and get the link ... you Muppet...!}
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
That's the secret of great comedy.....That is very much the point.
And Crabbi, I was almost gonna point out the Flames thing until I noticed your edit. Then I was gonna point out there are only four letters in c**t but you edited that too. Kudos...
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
...timing...
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
Please kick my ass, losing is the only way i learn. Yoshida Sensei is a little japanese lady by apearance, armed with Shinai, she is like a God.tell you what love... i'll kick your arse for free! (joking - wouldn't stoop that low!)
jeez, i was tryng to stay out of this one. Just shows i'm not one for the sidelines!
LOTS of women do kendo, and we kick booty! Even against the fellas... Example... my friend Makiko has just come over to the UK for my wedding. Very small, slight Japanese lady. By day she's a school nurse, after that she's a demon with a shinai!
Shame i couldn't persuade her to bring her bogu over!
Then treat her like one, stop fooling around and grow up. You're an insult to her teachings.
Tijs
I wasn't going to post this, but you don't seem to be willing to learn. I'll try to make this my last large post in this thread. Here we go (again):
Okay, my mistake. Several comments said you sucked. I’m curious though those ARMA buddies of yours, are they self though backyard swordsman to or do they have a qualified instructor (I believe you fencers call him or her a maestro?)? Wow, you had one year of fencing. If you approach your “western” fencing the same way you approach your kendo, I’m not sure if you are qualified to judge someone’s fencings ability, especially if they are the ones that taught you this BS. Just a thought.
Ahhh… come on, you just like attention, and you don’t seem to care if it’s good or bad, as long as you get it. That’s just sad, very sad.
Hahahahahaha… you’ve got to be joking. Don’t you have any self-knowledge? How can you say you did something good on any of the videos? Haven’t your read any of the post on this thread? They all say you suck.
I don’t think so…
Finally, you said it; you’re just playing games. It took a few days, but now we’re getting somewhere.
Last edited by Mr. T.; 2nd August 2006 at 06:02 AM.
Tijs
Hey, I can read....sort of.
Perry Hunter
I would say that Scott already did that, except I would be willing to bet that he no longer actually trains at a kendo dojo. I would guess that he used to train at that dojo, found out it was difficult, then quit to play backyard ninja.
Paul Smith
... there is nothing so satisfying to the spirit, so defining of our character, than giving our all to a difficult task.
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