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    The Seven Smutty Samurai Chat Thread

    So, Awooga Guy thought that he would create a thread, so the Seven Smutty Samurai, and their friends can post off-topic BS in here.

    Who are the Seven Smutty Samurai? Why have all seven of them not yet been identified? What's the deal? This and many other pearls of wisdom shall be uncovered in this thread...




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    "See my kote! See my kote! (kicks opponent in the crotch) Well ya should have been watching my foot!"
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    You want fries with that? The great I AM's Avatar
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    Can I be a smutty samurai? Is there free porn? I like smut, I've got all the Carry On films, surely that qualifies me....
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    Reporting for duty sir... smut at the ready, loaded and charged sir... ready... aim... FNARRR!!!!
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    Can I be Kyuzo, the Zen Filth Peddler...?
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    "I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow

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    Yes indeed, welcome Ignatz. All you need to do is to change your sig to show your alliegance

    Awooga Guy is wondering where the other Smutty Samurai go to... he was on Yahoo last night.



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    And Gibbo, you get the seventh place in the Smutty Samurai for being a fellow Sid James fan. Welcome



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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK
    Can I be Kyuzo, the Zen Filth Peddler...?
    Only if I can be Heihachi...
    SHUGYOSHA

    My name is Pullo...Titus Pullo.


    ALL YOUR IPPON ARE BELONG TO US!!!


    Proud "extra hentai" member of the Seven Smutty Samurai.

    "See my kote! See my kote! (kicks opponent in the crotch) Well ya should have been watching my foot!"
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    Isn't Heihachi the bald, chubby, funny one? Oh, hang on...
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    "If those of us who practice martial arts are unwilling to police ourselves, sooner or later, someone will do it for us. I am not sure we would like the results" - docphil

    "I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow

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    ... with my reputation? Lounge's Avatar
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    Ok dibs on Gorobei, as he took the lead does that make AG Kambei?
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    Due to the fact I haven't had much of a smog intake this year, I will be topping this up in Londinium on 2nd September if anyone is interested in a steak and a brew.

    ...and just for shits and giggles, maybe a keiko if Gunyo knows a place to go?
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    "Scott is the Angel of Death" - Meng

    "If those of us who practice martial arts are unwilling to police ourselves, sooner or later, someone will do it for us. I am not sure we would like the results" - docphil

    "I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow

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    Yikes Awooga Guy needs to watch this film again so he can see who you guys mean. Who was the guy with the huge long chopper (fnar)? Awooga Guy wants to be him.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lounge
    Ok dibs on Gorobei, as he took the lead does that make AG Kambei?
    I guess that makes Gibbo the big mentalcase Kikuchiyo.
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    兵法二天一流剣術 - 無双直伝英信流居合
    Hyoho Niten Ichi Ryu Kenjutsu - Muso Jikiden Eishin Ryu Iai

    "Scott is the Angel of Death" - Meng

    "If those of us who practice martial arts are unwilling to police ourselves, sooner or later, someone will do it for us. I am not sure we would like the results" - docphil

    "I need a 100% LEGIT IKF approved Kendo wife. Preferably sandan or higher, fatties welcome" - Kapplow

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