ROWL
No offense taken. I know so very, very many women like that
ROWL
No offense taken. I know so very, very many women like that
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Peace
Newbie
Fully Clothed Member of the Smutty Samuraiettes
im sure he is very thorough newbie.
nice clipping too. its conclusive scientific evidence that blokes are more wimminlike than we are
PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!
-iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree
''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei
"i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli
my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one
Hehe I love this.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken
Dear god. If only it were that easy.
Here! Here! But then, we're dojo chicks, and smutty samuraiettes, at that. We're hardly the typical specimens of our gender.wimminlike than we are
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Peace
Newbie
Fully Clothed Member of the Smutty Samuraiettes
your being very poetic today scott
how do you do the changey namey for the link thing?
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
FREE YOUR MIND
PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!
-iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree
''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei
"i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli
my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one
Eh? What changey namey fing?Originally Posted by rottunpunk
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken
when you have a link, and change it to say a word (like link) instead of having the whole url thingy
PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!
-iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree
''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei
"i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli
my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one
Your 'Message Editor Interface' in your CP options need to be set to 'Standard editor', then when you insert the link it will automatically highlight some text, edit this to say what you want
It also has the power to control the universe if only we could harness the power !!!
Sam Oram
Out of country, out of practice and soon to be out of time.
Type the word and highlight it, then click on 'Insert Link' and, er, insert the link.when you have a link, and change it to say a word (like link) instead of having the whole url thingy
If you can't see the 'Insert Link' option, follow Lounge's advice above...
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken
okey doke. ill try it next time.
thanks muchly for your help.
PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!
-iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree
''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei
"i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli
my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one
Nice, Lounge. But Awooga Guy prefers this pic:
L I I I N K
That is all.
Excellent... good work Awooga dude
Sam Oram
Out of country, out of practice and soon to be out of time.
funky pic
is that you in those boxes
i like how the box where the crotch is, is a jd one
PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!
-iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree
''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei
"i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli
my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one
Certainly not, Awooga Guy does not wear boxes offering robot sex.is that you in those boxes
He stands by the side of the road offering real sex instead. Not many takers though
Meanwhile have some more pics:
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2786/rearwj3.jpg
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/8...ratatatnw3.gif
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1598/maryhz5.jpg
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3...6055222en8.jpg
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2003/badbunnywi9.gif
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1...ollizf3kq4.jpg
http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9326/buggerycr7.jpg
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5...soupvg4qb2.jpg
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9189/fliptt7.jpg
And finally, Steven Seagal's latest epic: http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5...towatchpz3.jpg
Enjoy
That is all.
Last edited by Awooga Guy; 12th October 2006 at 08:02 AM.
On this note.
My buds and I have a new drinking game.
We watch Steven Segal movies, and every time he does something not related to any sort of martial arts at all, we drink. Twice if it's with a sword.
Needless to say, we are plotzed before the end of the opening sequence...
...which is, by the way the only way I can get through viewage of one of his stinkers these days.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
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