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    No offense taken. I know so very, very many women like that
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    im sure he is very thorough newbie.
    nice clipping too. its conclusive scientific evidence that blokes are more wimminlike than we are
    PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!

    -iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree

    ''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei

    "i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli

    my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one


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    Hehe I love this.
    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken

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    Dear god. If only it were that easy.

    wimminlike than we are
    Here! Here! But then, we're dojo chicks, and smutty samuraiettes, at that. We're hardly the typical specimens of our gender.
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    your being very poetic today scott

    how do you do the changey namey for the link thing?

    1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
    Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
    2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
    3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
    4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
    5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
    6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
    7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
    AND;
    He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
    She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
    He said . . ..... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said . . .. I would but you're never there.
    He said . ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    She said . . They don't have time
    He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
    He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    She said ...... . . They already have boyfriends.
    She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    He said . . . A widow.
    He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
    FREE YOUR MIND

    PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!

    -iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree

    ''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei

    "i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli

    my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one


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    Quote Originally Posted by rottunpunk
    how do you do the changey namey for the link thing?
    Eh? What changey namey fing?
    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken

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    when you have a link, and change it to say a word (like link) instead of having the whole url thingy
    PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!

    -iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree

    ''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei

    "i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli

    my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one


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    Quote Originally Posted by rottunpunk
    how do you do the changey namey for the link thing?
    Your 'Message Editor Interface' in your CP options need to be set to 'Standard editor', then when you insert the link it will automatically highlight some text, edit this to say what you want

    Quote Originally Posted by rottunpunk
    8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
    It also has the power to control the universe if only we could harness the power !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottunpunk
    when you have a link, and change it to say a word (like link) instead of having the whole url thingy
    Type the word and highlight it, then click on 'Insert Link' and, er, insert the link.

    If you can't see the 'Insert Link' option, follow Lounge's advice above...
    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H.L. Mencken

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    okey doke. ill try it next time.
    thanks muchly for your help.
    PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!

    -iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree

    ''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei

    "i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli

    my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lounge
    I just needed to let people know... this is a hoax, if you have any contact please inform the relevant authorities LINK
    Nice, Lounge. But Awooga Guy prefers this pic:

    L I I I N K






    That is all.

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    Thumbs up

    Quote Originally Posted by Awooga Guy
    Nice, Lounge. But Awooga Guy prefers this pic
    Excellent... good work Awooga dude
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    funky pic
    is that you in those boxes
    i like how the box where the crotch is, is a jd one
    PROUD OKUDEN RYU MEMBER OF THE 7 SMUTTY WIMMIN SAMURAI!!

    -iai-four nights a week. id like to do it every day, though i dont think my knees would agree

    ''If you study traditional iaido, Dan grades have no meaning'' - Iwata sensei

    "i dont lie, i never contradict, i sometimes forget"- Disraeli

    my favorite iai waza-ry thingy is that cutty heady, cutty necky, cutty waisty, changy timey cutty sidewardsy then slashy through the whole body-y...one


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    On this note.
    My buds and I have a new drinking game.
    We watch Steven Segal movies, and every time he does something not related to any sort of martial arts at all, we drink. Twice if it's with a sword.
    Needless to say, we are plotzed before the end of the opening sequence...

    ...which is, by the way the only way I can get through viewage of one of his stinkers these days.

    Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
    ...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.

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