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  1. 27th July 2006, 11:38 PM #1
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    I planned on taking up kendo but...

    I was originally going to take up kendo but then I was shown the true secret of japanese sword fencing. I am now a master and no-one in this country can beat my sword fencing skillz... here is an example...
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  2. 27th July 2006, 11:43 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lounge
    I was originally going to take up kendo but then I was shown the true secret of japanese sword fencing. I am now a master and no-one in this country can beat my sword fencing skillz... here is an example...
    Arf!

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  3. 27th July 2006, 11:47 PM #3
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  5. 28th July 2006, 12:41 AM #5
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    That one's great, a pity the joke can't be translated into German... Thanks for posting.
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  7. 28th July 2006, 01:04 AM #7
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  9. 28th July 2006, 01:16 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie
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  10. 28th July 2006, 01:32 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lounge
    I was originally going to take up kendo but then I was shown the true secret of japanese sword fencing. I am now a master and no-one in this country can beat my sword fencing skillz... here is an example...
    Priceless!!!!
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  12. 28th July 2006, 01:45 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK
    Do any jokes translate into German?
    Hey! But you're right, I always prefer the originals...
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  13. 28th July 2006, 03:36 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK
    Do any jokes translate into German?
    Of course!! The world's funniest joke did, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sainueng
    Of course!! The world's funniest joke did, no?
    Darn, you beat me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sainueng
    Of course!! The world's funniest joke did, no?
    ?? I don't quite get what you mean.
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