Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

**-=>Dave<=-** · 13th November 2006, 10:12 PM

I was inspired by the "What's your alignment?" thread started by Neil Gendzwill to post this.

Behold! I give you...the "Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?" test. Click here to scoff at the petty humans, and see which giant robot you are!

**-=>Dave<=-** · 13th November 2006, 10:18 PM

btw, heres what i got:

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

**Dervish** · 13th November 2006, 10:29 PM

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

Tell the world you're an Autobot with the following non-heat-sensitive sticker:

Optimus Prime

I was hoping they'd have Voltron!

**Fonsz** · 13th November 2006, 10:39 PM

Check it out, you're an ABC Warrior!

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.

I always knew I had it in me! It's clobberin' time!!!

**rottunpunk** · 13th November 2006, 10:47 PM

hehe, best questionnair ever
not happy at being controlled by a kid though

You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.

**shred_lord** · 13th November 2006, 10:59 PM

Oh yes!

Can it, you're Bender!
In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.
Tell the world you're the Homer Simpson of the future with the following picture: http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/test...antrobot/b.jpg

Get in there!

**Lounge** · 13th November 2006, 11:00 PM

Awesome, I don't care about your awesome powers, my attitude will destroy you all. Bite my shiny metal a$$:

Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

Woo hoo!!

**Kenzan** · 14th November 2006, 12:41 AM

What!!??
Goody two-shoes AGAIN!!??

I received
Optimus Prime.
Damn you, conscience!

**Obukan_dude** · 14th November 2006, 01:31 AM

Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

**NorthernKendoka** · 14th November 2006, 04:06 AM

Finally a test that tells the truth, Bender is just my kind of robot, I think it was the beer that tipped the scales, how fun can it be to destroy an entire planet if you can't even have beer when you're done. Boozing and bendeing, it's not a hobby it's a lifestyle.

**Mr Softee** · 14th November 2006, 04:23 AM

Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!

You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt. Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

**Lloromannic** · 14th November 2006, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by quiz thinger

Can it, you're Bender!
In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.

Yessss!

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