oooww i see opps, im posting to many times hehe.
my bad.
how did you know im a loon? thats a well guarded secret lol
oooww i see opps, im posting to many times hehe.
my bad.
how did you know im a loon? thats a well guarded secret lol
Originally Posted by miss kitty
No post away - just do a few mundane ones in between your good ones
How do I know that you are a loon?
I know more than that....oh Yes much more......
be afraid ....be very afraid
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iaido is not like conkers..its my go, my go, my go
Budokan Dojo
Iaido, Kendo & Jodo in Darlington & Durham
eeeppp i am afraid. hehe
but beware i have a shinai and im not afraid to use it (badly) lol
Oooh Miss Kitty I have been very naughty...
please don't whup me with your bamboo stick...
whassat?
Oh you meant kendo,
for a minute there I thought you were getting all fruity on me
iaido is not like conkers..its my go, my go, my go
Budokan Dojo
Iaido, Kendo & Jodo in Darlington & Durham
Sats, you really are a dirty old man...
...God bless ya!
Tony Cook
-Shumpukan Kendo-
A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I am - Take it or leave it!
yes i ment kendo, you rude man you .hehe
old account wont let me post, does that happen often ? or is it just me.
hidari.... no no no your other left.
I think it is a phase you go through before you get to miserable old sodSats, you really are a dirty old man...
...God bless ya!
an oldie but a goldie
just you!
iaido is not like conkers..its my go, my go, my go
Budokan Dojo
Iaido, Kendo & Jodo in Darlington & Durham
A man comes back from his travels and presents his wife with a box, tied up with a bow. His wife opens the box to see what present her thoughtful husband has brought her only to be confronted with what appears to be a fat, big-mouthed frog. "You travel half-way round the world and all you bring home is a bloody frog?", she shouts. "That, my dear, is no ordinary frog. That is an Amazonian Cock-sucking Frog". Perplexed, his wife says "Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with that?". To which her husband replies....
...."Teach it to cook and f**k off!".
I thank you!
Tony Cook
-Shumpukan Kendo-
hahahaha
must spread rep blah blah
iaido is not like conkers..its my go, my go, my go
Budokan Dojo
Iaido, Kendo & Jodo in Darlington & Durham
A plane carrying Bill Gates, Nicolas Sarkozy, George W. Bush, the Pope and a boy is about to crash but there's only four parachutes.
Bill Gates says "the world needs me because I'm the richest man in the world." He grabs the first parachute and jumps out.
Sarko says "I'm the President of the best country in the world and they need me." He takes the second parachute and jumps out.
Bush goes "I'm the most intelligent man in the world." So he takes the third parachute and follows suit.
The Pope says to the boy "you can take the last parachute. I'm old, I've lived my life and you've got the rest of yours ahead of you."
The boy sayd to the Pope "don't worry, Father, there's a parachute for you too. The most intelligent man in the world took my backpack."
"Douter de tout ou tout croire, ce sont deux solutions également commodes, qui l'une et l'autre nous dispensent de réfléchir." ~Jules Henri Poincaré
"What does it matter if you win or lose? Just do good kendo." ~Terry Holt Sensei
Next time that plane is ready for take off arrest the boy for some dubious offence so he cannot board and remove all parachutes.
iaido is not like conkers..its my go, my go, my go
Budokan Dojo
Iaido, Kendo & Jodo in Darlington & Durham
A couple stand looking confused at a picture in a museum of three black men, one with a pink 'male member' ... the curator walks up and says 'let me explain'... 'this picture represents not only the oppression of the black gay man but also his need to be white, or you may interpret it as Africa trying to break into the European strangle hold on commerce'... he goes on for a while, expounding various theories, and finally walks away.
A scotsman walks up, and says to the couple, 'what a load of bollocks'. The couple says 'what do you mean, he was the curator and knew his stuff!!!'
The Scot says 'I am the painter... and its a picture of three scots coalminers, one of whom went home for lunch...'
Tim Hamilton
http://chidokan.tripod.com/
A man's word is his honour, a womans word... I never listen to them long enough...
They will have to pry the sword from my cold dead fingers....
Why are you reading this instead of being out training???? Excuses not accepted....
Three young lads went to see Santa Claus at the mall. Individually, they sat on Santa's lap and told him what they wanted for Christmas.
Christmas finally arrived and the first boy bounded downstairs to the living room and lo and behold, under the tree was a beautiful brand new red fire truck. He happily grabbed the truck and raced down the street to the second boy's house.
When he got there, the first boy noticed that his friend was also with his new toy, a remote controlled airplane! The two boys jumped for joy and squealed in delight at their holiday gifts.
The second boy then turns to the first boy and asks, "Wonder what Johnny got for Christmas?"
Boy #1 says, "Let's go to his house!" So off they went, toys in hand.
They soon arrive at Johnny's house, where he's sitting on the porch steps, staring dejectedly at the ground while a bantam rooster scratched and pecked at the ground.
Boy #1 says, "Hey, Johnny! Santa brought me my firetruck that I asked him for!"
Boy #2 says, "And look at the airplane that Santa brought for me!"
Johnny gives them a weak smile and returns to his depressed state.
Boy #1 asks, "Well, Johnny, what did Santa bring for you?"
Johnny points at the bantam rooster.
Boy #2 exclaims, "A rooster! Why da heck did you ask Santa for a bloody rooster?!?
Johnny answered, with a tinge of anger, "I didn't. I told that ol' man that I wanted a 10-inch cock, and that's what the goofy bastard brought me!!!"
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay with the others since several of his important clients were there.
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.
She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said, "take off my dress." He did this carefully. "Jerves," she continued, "take off my stockings and garter." He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said, "remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.
She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"
hidari.... no no no your other left.
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