Joke of the Day

[ghostdancer]

any one seen this

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnny

[ghostdancer]

any one seen this

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnny

work safe well sort of

[Kaa]

any one seen this http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnny

Yeah this is a great one! Hilarious! +rep!

David H gave some great samples on this male wisdom some posts ago! tried to post rep but couldn't!

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

"Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing."

awesome!

[David G]

The twitter link is from the guy I posted about earlier. Great stuff and thanks for finding the link!

I like this:

"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."

[Kaa]

David H gave some great samples on this male wisdom some posts ago!

Doh, I meant David G - sorry.

Still, its a great collection. And as we all know - Dad's always right.


at least we let him think so. And then we do as we usually do and everything will turn out great.

[Lloromannic]

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...l_car_accident


For those who have the fortune of not knowing who Glenn Beck is, he is a "controversial" media personality.

[cr720]

Can somebody +rep this fine people for me? Thanks!

I got Kaa for you. Computer says "No!" to Sats rep, though.... Funny stuff I tell ya!

[Kaa]

I got Kaa for you. Computer says "No!" to Sats rep, though.... Funny stuff I tell ya!

Thanks thanks!

And that computer says "No" to Sats just proves that the antivirus filter works again... right?

soooorry Sats, it was just toooo tempting..

[GothMelancolia]

A little old lady goes to vote
She sits in the voting cabin for about 15 minutes…..everyone waits impatiently
After a while she exits and asks

-Dear…….how do you spell “go and f***k yourselves” ?

[cr720]

Thanks thanks!

And that computer says "No" to Sats just proves that the antivirus filter works again... right?

soooorry Sats, it was just toooo tempting..

Actually I would have to put a condom on my network cable when I talk to Sats, to avoid getting any of those STDs

A little old lady goes to vote
She sits in the voting cabin for about 15 minutes…..everyone waits impatiently
After a while she exits and asks

-Dear…….how do you spell “go and f***k yourselves” ?

That made me giggle at my desk...

[satsumaruma]

I got Kaa for you. Computer says "No!" to Sats rep, though.... Funny stuff I tell ya!

No worries I got loads anyway.

Thanks thanks!

And that computer says "No" to Sats just proves that the antivirus filter works again... right?

soooorry Sats, it was just toooo tempting..

....you hurt me.....and I am always nice to you.......

Actually I would have to put a condom on my network cable when I talk to Sats, to avoid getting any of those STDs



That made me giggle at my desk...

....the dew lay heavy on the grass that hung lank in the pre-dawn gloom. The air was still and fresh and cool with a mere trace of chill; the kind of air the chills the lungs as it enters, and departs as long streams of vapour trails from the mouth.

The horizon starts its lift from darkness into that milky light that precedes day break. No birds yet call, nor do they fly. Nothing stirs.

Nothing except for Intrepid Hero as he shifts from his nestled psotion in the long tufts of weeds that hug the riverbank where he hides.
Hiding from the endless abuse of those he sought solace and comfort from.
Hiding to mask the pain of his troubled thoughts...his troubled past...his troubled life.


He looked into the pre sunrise sky and then over his shoulder into the murk of the waning night sky.....


......and the tear drop abandoned his cheek and joined the dew below.........

[satsumaruma]

I got Kaa for you. Computer says "No!" to Sats rep, though.... Funny stuff I tell ya!

No worries I got loads anyway.

Thanks thanks!

And that computer says "No" to Sats just proves that the antivirus filter works again... right?

soooorry Sats, it was just toooo tempting..

....you hurt me.....and I am always nice to you.......

Actually I would have to put a condom on my network cable when I talk to Sats, to avoid getting any of those STDs



That made me giggle at my desk...

....the dew lay heavy on the grass that hung lank in the pre-dawn gloom. The air was still and fresh and cool with a mere trace of chill; the kind of air the chills the lungs as it enters, and departs as long streams of vapour trails from the mouth.

The horizon starts its lift from darkness into that milky light that precedes day break. No birds yet call, nor do they fly. Nothing stirs.

Nothing except for Intrepid Hero as he shifts from his nestled psotion in the long tufts of weeds that hug the riverbank where he hides.
Hiding from the endless abuse of those he sought solace and comfort from.
Hiding to mask the pain of his troubled thoughts...his troubled past...his troubled life.


He looked into the pre sunrise sky and then over his shoulder into the murk of the waning night sky.....


......and the tear drop abandoned his cheek ..............and joined the dew below.........

[David G]

Hiding from the endless abuse of those he sought solace and comfort from.

I haven't abused you or insulted you Sats!!

Probably make you feel worse that it's me tho!


I am declaring this week as "Be Nice to Sats Week"






Didn't know you had a poetic side . . .

[hobbit]

In the morning she rolls over and looks into his eyes . . . "you know you told my friend that you wanted to shag me really badly" she says, " Well congratulations - you did"

[Fukuryu]

I am declaring this week as "Be Nice to Sats Week"

He's blackmailing you too now, David...?