Nice one MissKitty, would give ya rep points but maxed out a moment!!! So will have to wait a bit!
Nice one MissKitty, would give ya rep points but maxed out a moment!!! So will have to wait a bit!
Indeed! "Thou shalt spread more rep blah blah..."
"Douter de tout ou tout croire, ce sont deux solutions également commodes, qui l'une et l'autre nous dispensent de réfléchir." ~Jules Henri Poincaré
"What does it matter if you win or lose? Just do good kendo." ~Terry Holt Sensei
i thank you, i thank you (bow)
hidari.... no no no your other left.
An old man's sitting at the bar when a young man comes in with a mowhawk haircut dyed different colors. He sits down next to the old man and notices that the old man's staring at him. Finally the young man asks the man "What the hell are you staring at! Didn't you ever do anything crazy when you were a kid?" The old man pondered for a moment and says "Yeah, I screwed a peacock and I was wondering if you were my son."
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"Douter de tout ou tout croire, ce sont deux solutions également commodes, qui l'une et l'autre nous dispensent de réfléchir." ~Jules Henri Poincaré
"What does it matter if you win or lose? Just do good kendo." ~Terry Holt Sensei
Thought I'd seen this one before . . .Originally Posted by yoda-waza
Curses! That's what I get for not keeping an eye on a thread!
"Douter de tout ou tout croire, ce sont deux solutions également commodes, qui l'une et l'autre nous dispensent de réfléchir." ~Jules Henri Poincaré
"What does it matter if you win or lose? Just do good kendo." ~Terry Holt Sensei
Epic
Comedy.
The Myspace intervention.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
Why chiken have no tits?
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Because rooster has no hands...
Have a nice weekend
"You have to remember, Paul, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk."
- Swiss Toni
A sexually-frustrated man gets home early from work to find he has the house to himself. He nips upstairs to the toilet and, whilst peeing, starts to think about the sight of the new girl in his office bending over to open a desk drawer earlier that day. Caught up in the memory, he decides to have a sly tug. So involved is he in his self-abuse, he doesn't notice his wife walk in. After a brief and slightly horrified pause, the wife rushes over to kneel at his feet and delivers the blowjob of a lifetime. Afterwards, barely able to talk, the man says..
"You haven't been interested in sex for ages. What changed?"
To which his wife replied...
"I've just spent ages cleaning this floor so I'm buggered if I'll let you mess it up!"
I thank you!
Tony Cook
-Shumpukan Kendo-
Scottish Haka
Gotta love those Scots!
"Douter de tout ou tout croire, ce sont deux solutions également commodes, qui l'une et l'autre nous dispensent de réfléchir." ~Jules Henri Poincaré
"What does it matter if you win or lose? Just do good kendo." ~Terry Holt Sensei
Waaaaay Haaaaay
Peace and love
Jo Duncan
This is an old one...
Women's Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Men's Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
If Kendo is Japanese Fencing, then Fencing is European Kendo.
Definition of success for a man: earn more than his wife spends.
Definition of success for a woman: getting married to such a man
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I am - Take it or leave it!
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.
She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.
She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom.
The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"
The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."
He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"
She says: "Pepper."
hidari.... no no no your other left.
Kagerou,
I hope you are paying attention.
This is what comedy looks like.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
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