Joke of the Day

[ahmed61086]

I take it you do not like dead baby jokes either... ever heard of:
schadenfreude!!!!???

Hmm, those baby joke aren't real, they dont bother me.

[ahmed61086]

Hmmm, schadenfreude, could be justified in certain situations. For example, lets say if Mr. Bush Jr. fell in a vat of Hot oil and drowned/burned to death. I guess you can take pleasure in that and see the Irony.

But an innocent baby girl. Hmmm....that takes a different type of animal.

[TheChessQueen]

I won't post any dbj's right o w(maybe later) but here is a leprosy joke.

What did the leper say to the hooker?

You can keep the tip

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Religious Joke.. Kind of

Annie always fell asleep in Sunday school, much to the annoyance of the nun teaching the class. One day, as Annie lay snoring away in class, the nun decided to teach her a lesson on why she should stay awake. She asked Annie:
Who create this universe?
The boy behind Annie poked her with his pencil to wake her up. She sat up saying:" Good God!"
The disgruntled nun said, "that is correct."
Later, once Annie was asleep again, the nun asked: "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
Once again the boy poked Annie with his pencil: "Jesus Christ!"
The nun had to admit defeat once more.
Finally as class was ending the nun asked: "What did Eve say to Adam after their 35th child?"
Once again the boy woke Annie with his pencil:
"If you stick that thing in me one more time I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted.

[ScottUK]

Ahmed, you need to chill out a little. This is the joke thread and we come here to laugh. If you see something you don't like, go elsewhere on the forum - if you want to laugh along, you may stay...

Just remember that not all of us share the same sense of humour.

[ahmed61086]

Ahmed, you need to chill out a little. This is the joke thread and we come here to laugh. If you see something you don't like, go elsewhere on the forum - if you want to laugh along, you may stay...

Just remember that not all of us share the same sense of humour.

I agree, that we do all have different sense of humours. And I did find many of the jokes on here funny.

I just saw that video before and found it very disturbing the way people laugh at it. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself.

[ScottUK]

No need to apologise. Give me your home address and I'll post you a copy of Dirty Sanchez...

[ahmed61086]

Haha, maybe some other time.

[ScottUK]

Want me to deliver it to you personally? What you wearing right now?

[ahmed61086]

Want me to deliver it to you personally? What you wearing right now?

I dont wear clothes when I am on KWF. Come over right now.

[SmellsLikeBogu]

someone said baby jokes?

Its red and white, and makes an awful lot of noise?
A peeled baby in a tub of salt!

whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of babies?
-You cant unload the truckload bowling balls with a pitchfork...

[Andrew S]

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russel

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean?
Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who can swim the English Channel?
A cleverdick

[ScottUK]

I dont wear clothes when I am on KWF. Come over right now.

Superb comeback...

[ahmed61086]

Superb comeback...

Thank you, I try my best.

[dukboy123]

What do you call a boy with no arm or legs on the baseball field? Second base!

[Andrew S]

Warning: you have to say this one out loud to appreciate the humor

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic special forces operative who carried out a CT (counter terrorism) operation at the zoo?
He shot two gorillas and freed all the ostriches.