Is back on...

**JCM** · 31st May 2007, 06:30 PM

Commiserations to the British and Irish males on the forum on the start of this year's Big Brother.

You know what this means:

1. You won't be allowed near the telly at any time for the next six months (the current season and all the crap about it they show after)

2. Friday is eviction night, forget about bringing your woman out or any socialising activities until that is over, expect to spend the rest of the weekend watching reruns of it

3. Every conversation in work will start with "Well, I don't really watch it, but..."

4. Is three AM, and she is watching them sleep, and no, you still can't change the channel

Ah well....

**shred_lord** · 31st May 2007, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by JCM

1. You won't be allowed near the telly at any time for the next six months (the current season and all the crap about it they show after)

More time for Keiko

Originally Posted by JCM

2. Friday is eviction night, forget about bringing your woman out or any socialising activities until that is over, expect to spend the rest of the weekend watching reruns of it

Me and the missus do Iai/Jodo on a friday.. hahhaha Owned!

Originally Posted by JCM

3. Every conversation in work will start with "Well, I don't really watch it, but..."

The is the truest thing I've ever read on these forums! + rep for you sir

Originally Posted by JCM

4. Is three AM, and she is watching them sleep, and no, you still can't change the channel

Go to bed and have a crank

Ah Big Brother, making men virtual divorcees without any of the benefits.

**ScottUK** · 31st May 2007, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by shred_lord

Ah Big Brother, making men virtual divorcees without any of the benefits.

Tragically the mrs doesn't watch that shit either.

Can someone PM me if they either, a) have a mass orgy, or b) start killing each other please?

Until then I won't bother.

**ace** · 31st May 2007, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by ScottUK

Tragically the mrs doesn't watch that shit either.

Can someone PM me if they either, a) have a mass orgy, or b) start killing each other please?

Until then I won't bother.

A) my house you bring the girls b) cant help ya with

**kartoffelngeist** · 31st May 2007, 09:14 PM

I think he meant on big brother...

**Dave_petrucci** · 31st May 2007, 09:18 PM

I'd rather shoot myself in the crotch with a .44 Magnum than watch Big Brother. It really epitomises the horrible Telivision that's sweeping the country faster than Bird Flu.

**JoDuncan** · 31st May 2007, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by shred_lord

Go to bed and have a crank

Now that's the truest thing i've heard on the forums!

**MikeH** · 31st May 2007, 10:02 PM

Was watching QI the other night, Stephen Fry mentioned that the guy who owns the company that produces Big Brother's great grandfather was the engineer who designed and built London's sewer system. Fry commented that the engineer spent all his time pumping shit out of London only to have his great great grandson start pumping it back in....

Mike

**Kyung** · 1st June 2007, 02:42 AM

LOL your avatar is great JCM. Good ol' Cardinal Fang

**Dave_petrucci** · 1st June 2007, 03:36 AM

NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisition!

**Mokujin77** · 1st June 2007, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dave_petrucci

I'd rather shoot myself in the crotch with a .44 Magnum than watch Big Brother. It really epitomises the horrible Telivision that's sweeping the country faster than Bird Flu.

Whilst I can't condone the self mutilation of one's genital area with a hefty firearm, I totally agree with the sentiment. I have, however, thought of a way they could pep the show up for decent no-nonsense folk (the likes of which have already posted in this thread). All they need to do is go through the audition tapes to find the most fame-hungry, conceited, controversy-courting, "wacky", "zany" knobbers to put in the house (hang on, slight flaw - they do this every year.

). Then, once everybody is in the house, ply them with cheap booze for a couple of hours so their inhibitions strip away and we can see them for what they really are.

Then gas 'em!

**theicychameleon** · 1st June 2007, 06:31 AM

"b) start killing each other please?"

I think they were about to a couple of years back, they mixed a bunch of neat freaks up with a bunch of childish slobs (I know which I'd be). They cut the lights and sent in security before anyone was hurt though

Since then my sister's developed more sense and stopped watching.

**Mike Molloy** · 1st June 2007, 05:34 PM

Oh no! Got home from keiko last night and found SWMBO watching it... ARGGGH!
Seems to be full of chicks at the moment. Is it supposed to be girl-on-girl BB this time round?