Ummm - Kendo Adult Material?!?

[48thRonin]

Hey Everyone,

So I was bored the other day and was doing some surfing for anything Kendo (seriously, that's all I was doing) and came across this:

Disclaimer: The link is to a non-nude albeit potentially inappropriate by suggestion image, discretion is advised.

[deleted due to danger of spam/drivebys/other dangerous stuff - NG]

Is this one of the benefits of joining a McDojo?

[JSchmidt]

That link is distinctly non non-nude!!!

[48thRonin]

My apologies! The URL may have changed.

[48thRonin]

My apologies to Neil too, I'm not all that net savvy.

[JoDuncan]

Damn, missed chance for some accidental porns

[corwyn]

Damn, missed chance for some accidental porns

My thoughts exactly.

[Berserker]

Damn, missed chance for some accidental porns

You can always send 48thRonin an accidental PM in wich you can find out what the accidental site is called...

But hell, what do I know...

[JoDuncan]

Whoops! How did that happen!?!?!

[Kenzan]

WARNING!
EXTREME ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!
Do not click unless you absolutely MUST see the most RAW and unadulterated ADULT CONTENT ever!!!

[Fred27]

WARNING!
EXTREME ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!
Do not click unless you absolutely MUST see the most RAW and unadulterated ADULT CONTENT ever!!!

Kenzan! You naughty bugger!

[corwyn]

WARNING!
EXTREME ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!
Do not click unless you absolutely MUST see the most RAW and unadulterated ADULT CONTENT ever!!!

Ahhh, my eyes!!!

[NoNameKleenex]

WARNING!
EXTREME ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!
Do not click unless you absolutely MUST see the most RAW and unadulterated ADULT CONTENT ever!!!

Ahhh, my eyes!!!

My wallet just freaked and comitted suicide.

I can't remember what actress it was, but a coworker and I were trying to figure out what movies she was in. So I clicked on the first hit, and lo and behold, all these porn pop-ups start appearing on the screen. I shut the machine down, laughed about it, and got back to work.

Weeks later I get this email from I.T. saying that my internet use has jeopardized future employment, any further violations will terminate my employment, yada yada. It also said that a copy of the letter would be sent to my boss, my boss's boss, and the head of the company. It also contained hand-written signatures of every high level person I could think of. Needless to say, I was scared, but I didn't know what to do so I kept quiet.

I stewed for a bit before my boss said "Well, I'm getting my mail" and disappeared before I got a chance to warn him. He got back and was reading the letter and finally asked me . . . "Do you know about this?". I was speechless because I had no idea where the damn thing came from. About this point, my coworker loses it and starts laughing. The whole office was in on it, sparked by the pop-ups weeks before and promptly forgotten by me. It was a very, very good setup. Better than the classic black toner powder I put on my coworker's telephone earpiece.

[Badger]

WARNING!
EXTREME ADULT CONTENT AHEAD!
Do not click unless you absolutely MUST see the most RAW and unadulterated ADULT CONTENT ever!!!

NOOOOOO
This reminded me of how today I got a bank statement saying I have £12.57 or something in my bank.

[cesarekim]

At least the account wasn't in the red...

[corwyn]

My wallet just freaked and comitted suicide.

I can't remember what actress it was, but a coworker and I were trying to figure out what movies she was in. So I clicked on the first hit, and lo and behold, all these porn pop-ups start appearing on the screen. I shut the machine down, laughed about it, and got back to work.

Weeks later I get this email from I.T. saying that my internet use has jeopardized future employment, any further violations will terminate my employment, yada yada. It also said that a copy of the letter would be sent to my boss, my boss's boss, and the head of the company. It also contained hand-written signatures of every high level person I could think of. Needless to say, I was scared, but I didn't know what to do so I kept quiet.

I stewed for a bit before my boss said "Well, I'm getting my mail" and disappeared before I got a chance to warn him. He got back and was reading the letter and finally asked me . . . "Do you know about this?". I was speechless because I had no idea where the damn thing came from. About this point, my coworker loses it and starts laughing. The whole office was in on it, sparked by the pop-ups weeks before and promptly forgotten by me. It was a very, very good setup. Better than the classic black toner powder I put on my coworker's telephone earpiece.

That's classic!!

At a previous employer, we were a telecom startup that got bought by Lucent, but we maintained our old company website name (I think it just pointed to our page in the Lucent domain). One weekend, we moved offices to another location, and when we came back to work on Monday, our stuff was magically in our new cubes, and we set to work getting everything set up the way we wanted. With the way these sorts of moves go, we knew that the servers wouldn't be back up and running for at least a couple of days, so most people got down to web surfing. And a lot of people had our company web page set as their default home pages.

Little did we know that something had gone wrong with our domain name (still not clear what exactly happened), so the site was actually pointing to some porn site, with a very large, very hard, very wet male organ prominently displayed on the main page. You could tell who just opened their web browser by listening for the "OH MY GOD!" and the frantic mouse clicks of people trying to close their browsers in panic.