Tonight is kendo night, and I feel like hell.
Sunday I was attacked by a feral rooster, then Monday I ended up having to get a tetanus shot because of the rooster, my leg is swollen and hurting from where the rooster got me, and the anti-biotics are kicking my butt.
I must have done something to deserve this, but I can't think of what.
-Charles, the self-pitying one
""The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen (Karen Dinesen)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." H.L. Mencken
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, thats brilliant !!Originally Posted by Charles Lockhar
Was the offending chicken at least rendered tasty?
Perry Hunter
were you being a cock to him?
Neah, doubt that, I just think the chicks dig him and the rooster got jealous.
Tijs
Attacked by a...a...Rooster you say?
Hmm..Exactly how big was this rooster?
It better have been big enough to have a Buick in it's mouth,
otherwise your entry into the annals of Legendary Pussdom may just be veritably assured.....
LOL
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
Just make sure they spell the name right...
Seriously, it was a "normal" size rooster, but seriously, it wasn't your typical chicken, it was a fighting cock! The spurs were huge!
I had just grabbed a broiler out of the coop for dinner, and it ambushed me. It was like some sort of homicidal 'roid rage drove it mad. I took a chop at it with my tomahawk, but it dodged and ran off.
I haven't gotten around to deciding if I'm going to process it or not. Prior to the "incident" we'd had a pretty amicable relationship. I give him his time with the ladies, he wakes me up every morning at quarter to six. I just don't know where we went wrong.
-Charles
""The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea." Isak Dinesen (Karen Dinesen)
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." H.L. Mencken
He was correcting you.
Not enough seme and your zanshin was rubbish so it attacked.
Thats Brilliant.
Whats the correct zanshin for a rooster? It wont matter anyway
if he uses "Ki Hen Tai Ichi" hmmmmm Gotta be careful with that one.
Did you take away his fav hen?
or maybe he just got tired of waking you up and decided to try and put you out of commission for a while.
A cock ambushed you? Oh the puns, so many.....must resist....
If Kendo is Japanese Fencing, then Fencing is European Kendo.
must give rep.
would it possible to make this thread a sticky somewhere?
I dunno Charles. Sounds like it was a justified sutemi on his part. You were depleting his hareem.
Then again, revenge may be a dish served with rice and a beer in this case.
Perry Hunter
[gives up resisting]
1) So the size of the cock doesn't matter after all.
2) It appears I was mistaken. Particular characteristics of a cock must be taken into account. I am certainly not at all worldly in these matters.
3) The technique employed by the cock is also of vital importance.
Ok...I'm done....
If Kendo is Japanese Fencing, then Fencing is European Kendo.
Don't you mean, you're spent?[gives up resisting]
Ok...I'm done....
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
...and it keeps the ravenous, man-eating squirrels off of you.
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