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    hello kendo world

    I took scotts advice and signed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 cut 1 kill View Post
    I took scotts advice and signed up
    First Mistake.

    But seriously, Hello and Welcome!

    Tell us a bit about yourself.

    We'll try not to hold your association with Scott against you.








    Much.









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    you may not but I do !!!!! I know one or two folk on here and train at ren shin kan and masamune, the rest is boring except for the beer drinking, and thank you for the welcome

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    Welcome, 1C1K-san!!!

    Perhaps we can make things less boring for you, what with the Seven Smutty Samurai (and their female equivalent) and the Squirrel Jedi Corps, ad infinitum et nauseum.

    Just don't tick off Lord Ch'thulu (May I Finally Learn To Spell His Name). Ask Kenzan. He's L.C.'s high priest.

    Just to give you an idea of the insanity that resides therein.

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    Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK View Post
    Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...
    Just shaddap and pass the bong, dude...

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    1 cut 1 kill, welcome to the insanity! And KW has anoter victum........... er uh I mean customer lol

    Maaku-san, forget the bong...... the cherry blossoms are the bomb lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK View Post
    Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...
    What's it like in your universe Scott? What colour is the sky for instance?

    On another note now that 1-Cut No-thumb is here no-one is safe! Especially me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yagyu View Post
    What's it like in your universe Scott? What colour is the sky for instance?

    On another note now that 1-Cut No-thumb is here no-one is safe! Especially me!
    well hello yayu

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 cut 1 kill View Post
    well hello yayu
    OMG!! You have found me! I must thank Scott for letting you know about this forum (NOT!!).

    I had managed to convince you there were no forums any where; and not to bother looking!

    This forum does not know the terror you could unleash upon them!

    Run! Save yourselves before it's too late!
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    ah yagyu

    see there you go starting already, i have been taking my medication and all is well now, I am a reformed character but no you have to start me dont you !!!!! well I have not been this happy since the day when on holiday in spain sitting by the pool sippin a long cuba libra and eyeing up the bar maid when with a flash of insigt I realised that yagyu was an anogram of yu gay !!!
    "ha ha you missed " said he "try nodding "says I

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1 cut 1 kill View Post
    see there you go starting already, i have been taking my medication and all is well now, I am a reformed character but no you have to start me dont you !!!!! well I have not been this happy since the day when on holiday in spain sitting by the pool sippin a long cuba libra and eyeing up the bar maid when with a flash of insigt I realised that yagyu was an anogram of yu gay !!!
    Is that what you do on holiday, think up offensive anagrams of your budo buddies?

    Sad!
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    why thank you scottus maximus

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK View Post
    Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...
    what do you mean anglo-saxon land , you want to be carfull that your norman masters dont hear that sort of talk scottus as king harold said " that b---dy norman bow man will have sombodys eye out"
    "ha ha you missed " said he "try nodding "says I

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    why thank you scottus maximus

    Quote Originally Posted by ScottUK View Post
    Greetings, El Bastardo. Glad to see you could make it to KW. Ignore the naysayers - this is a free-love kendo hippy frock-wearing commune and we all adore each other...
    what do you mean anglo-saxon land , you want to be carfull that your norman masters dont hear that sort of talk scottus as king harold said " that b---dy norman bow man will have sombodys eye out"
    "ha ha you missed " said he "try nodding "says I

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter West View Post
    Is that what you do on holiday, think up offensive anagrams of your budo buddies?

    Sad!
    Im afraid sad though it is sensi it is !!!!! but i didnt make it up it just is, and i wasnt a bit offended!!!!! you should have seen his face when he realised , it looked like the face that could sink a thousand ships !!!
    "ha ha you missed " said he "try nodding "says I

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