Anyone interested in a little dojo yaburi?

[Toecutter]

I'll show you a banjo playing kid from the ozarks that isn't toothless and retarded.

See here, now I want to see the ninjas. The location is a little off but he's not tootles and retarded yet, and this is a good example of why you should listen to your mom when you’re young.

[amandzing]

It's one of the reasons a black belt is so meaningless nowdays, you can't just take a dan rank and assume x amount of knowledge, the rankings are purely arbitrary when viewed between styles.

used to be, a shodan was merely an acknowledgment that you were now a serious student, which is why, like lawyers and docters we practice martials arts, in order to improve...

[bullet08]

the other day my 5 yr old came home and said he's not just a ninja. now he's a cowboy ninja. i asked him what that is. he says since cowboys are cool and so are the ninjas.. if you put them togather, they are super cool.. and like.. cowboy-ninja.

pete

[ScottUK]

Then your son is McCowboyNinja. You can't just merge lineages without losing some of their integrity. Doesn't he realise this?

[Hank]

...he's not tootles...

Your typos usually aren't this funny.

[Toecutter]

Your typos usually aren't this funny.

I guess I should have caught that one, toothless is what is should read, but I like it better the other way now that you bring it up.

[Fred27]

Show me a real ninjitsu dojo that isn't just a way to get Gaijin to part with their money and I'll show you a banjo playing kid from the ozarks that isn't toothless and retarded.

Well in my hometown we got a bujinkan dojo that got both feet on the ground. They aint doing it for profit either. Good guys all around

[ScottUK]

Wow. Absentee offered up a non-retarded banjo player if said dojo could be found - and Fred turned up and met both needs - except for the non-retarded bit.

Well-delivered, Absentee!

[willszenith]

http://www.ninjacowboymovie.com/

[samurai80]

Well, I don't really care much about what you think. If insulting people over the web makes your e-penis feel bigger, then be my guest. There's better things to do than argue with someone over the internet who you'll probably never see or recognize.

And yet, you keep responding to me...in the flames section, which you hate. For the record, my "e-penis" doesn't just feel bigger, it actually has gotten huge! Can I still be your guest? Is your house nice? Hope you won't mind if I come in late at night, with a girl (or girls if they see how big my e-penis is). I've seen AND recognized something better to do on the internet. It's called porn.

[Kendoka_Han]

Hu, 15th dan ? His farts are atomic bombs or what ?

Quite possibly the case!

[absenteekendoka]

Wow. Absentee offered up a non-retarded banjo player if said dojo could be found - and Fred turned up and met both needs - except for the non-retarded bit.

Well-delivered, Absentee!

I do what I can...it's like my life's mission. Can't you hear the banjo's.....they're getting closer.....closer..the banjo's...Aiiiieieieieieieeeeeee............

"You sure got a purdy mouth for a gaijin...."