what are your favorite chat up lines

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I will start. " Nice legs .................what time do they open

[D'Artagnan]

"Hello, I am English."

Works unbelievebly well where I live...

[pgsmith]

I'm not normally this tall, but I'm sitting on my wallet.

[Mr Yellow]

"Hello, I am English."

Works unbelievebly well where I live...

Not when you say "Engrish...."

[jd111]

kiss me im irish. usually to the drunkenest, skankiest of the lot.

[Kokoro777]

I ask them to feel the sleeve of whatever I'm wearing and say, "See? Boyfriend material" I've been single for many years....

[davehale]

-Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
-Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
-I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.
-Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
-What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!
-Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!
-Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
-Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
-Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
-Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
-This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

[UnimportantHero]

"Hello, I am English."

Works unbelievebly well where I live...

I am applying to some schools in Japan and one is in Kyoto.

Should I get into that one, please accept me as your pupil. I know that - as an American - I may never truly aspire to perfectly round vowels but your mastery sounds truly great.



Having said that, the best line that has ever worked for me has been when a friend says: "Hey, so this is my friend Emily, you two would get along great."

For whatever reason, my game is terrible unless I am provided an introduction. And then I am fast tracked to an uncomfortable breakup after being introduced to her new *boyfriend* several months down the road. Sigh.

[DigitalDowntown]

For whatever reason, my game is terrible unless I am provided an introduction. And then I am fast tracked to an uncomfortable breakup after being introduced to her new *boyfriend* several months down the road. Sigh.

Then it's good you practice kendo. Sounds like you need to work on pressing forward and attacking filOrst; also need to work on your oji-waza.

[DigitalDowntown]

For whatever reason, my game is terrible unless I am provided an introduction. And then I am fast tracked to an uncomfortable breakup after being introduced to her new *boyfriend* several months down the road. Sigh.

Then it's good you practice kendo. Sounds like you need to work on pressing forward and attacking first; also need to work on your oji-waza.

[D'Artagnan]

Should I get into that one, please accept me as your pupil...

Looks like it could have some success in the States as well...

[UnimportantHero]

also need to work on your oji-waza.

And my hiki waza!

"Who was that...?" As man leaves apartment.
"Oh, my ex-boyfriend. He is kind of a jerk but we are still friends."
"Oh, that's cool."
"And he's manipulative, and we used to be really on-again and off-again, you know?"
"Ummm..."
"Yeah. But thank goodness that is over for good this time."

HIKI HIKI HIKI!!!

Sigh. Three different times, from three different girls. And the same 'ex-boyfriend' shared among them.

They say in Kendo we are fighting ourselves. Not me. I imagine a whole different face during keiko..........

[Taylor]

Want me to tsuki you?