Are you lonely?

[DCPan]

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

[Kote-Men]

Oh man.... that's great....

That reminds me of Dodgeball: a True Underdog Story, where the strange man had a mail-in-wife.

http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/[/url]] I deal in reality...and the reality is that I'm ready for love. I can chop lots of wood. Order me, I have good all-around hygiene and I recently discovered Viagra so, I am eager to meet some ladies.

oh how terrible.

just wondering when you stumbled across that website...

[Andoru]

"Success Story"?? Wow!!!!

[Kaoru]

OMG, that was too funny! I couldn't stop laughing! They couldn't possibly be serious! hehehe!

Kaoru

[DCPan]

Did you take the compatibility test?

[Nanbanjin]

OMG, that was too funny! I couldn't stop laughing! They couldn't possibly be serious! hehehe!

Kaoru

If you're really interested, this old goat is gift wrapped and ready for priority delivery.

[Kenshin Axel]

Geez Nanbanjin,
I see you are interested in very bad pick up lines, heres my list:

"I'll just call you lassie, because my barns on fire, and little Timmy is trapped inside."

"Hey, are those space pants? Because your ass is outta this world."

"Hey, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bed-rock."

"Your father mustve been a baker, cause your buns are great."
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Anyway, back to topic,

DCPan, I see on you sig, your name is David, why were you looking at a site where you can order a husband??

[Reina]

Geez Nanbanjin,
I see you are interested in very bad pick up lines, heres my list:

"I'll just call you lassie, because my barns on fire, and little Timmy is trapped inside."

"Hey, are those space pants? Because your ass is outta this world."

"Hey, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your Bed-rock."

"Your father mustve been a baker, cause your buns are great."
__________________________________________________ _________________
Anyway, back to topic,

DCPan, I see on you sig, your name is David, why were you looking at a site where you can order a husband??

*is laughing to hard to comment*

[Nanbanjin]

*is laughing to hard to comment*

Who's laughing? I've used most of those.

[DCPan]

DCPan, I see on you sig, your name is David, why were you looking at a site where you can order a husband??

My current job has me sitting next to the customer service call center, where there are a lot of single women.

The call center manager was yelling about sexual inequity of mail-order brides...so, one of the girls forwarded him this site.

Then, the word got around....

[Reina]

Who's laughing? I've used most of those.

I just think they're so funny though!(I think most stuff's funny unless its something really serious; otherwise I laugh at almost anything(ESPCIALLY after having lots and lots of sugar))

[Kaoru]

Did you take the compatibility test?

No. To be honest, I was scared to. hahahaha!

Kaoru

[wickedhavoc]

Now that is some sick $h!t....lol

[Nanbanjin]

I just think they're so funny though!(I think most stuff's funny unless its something really serious; otherwise I laugh at almost anything(ESPCIALLY after having lots and lots of sugar))

Why didn't you laugh at reg's post then? Need more red cordial?

Edit: Ah, right... 13 eh? Forget I mentioned it.

[reg]

Why didn't you laugh at reg's post then? Need more red cordial?

Edit: Ah, right... 13 eh? Forget I mentioned it.

i think the word "roger" when used as a verb offends her. but sexual innuendos are fine. *cough*desklamp*cough*
^^;;

ps. i might get a burning reply after this..