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  1. 29th June 2005, 11:13 PM #1
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    Thumbs down Stinking cows

    After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
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  2. 30th June 2005, 12:06 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvandalen
    After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
    You have to start giving money to the poor and volunteering, and wear a Tenugui with "I love you, Kendo Gods!", lol
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  3. 30th June 2005, 01:00 AM #3
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    Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up using it's biological warfare waza which would prove my theory that skunks and cows are closer than some might think.

    On a serious note, you said yourself that you almost broke your finger, i can understand your frustration but you should make the best of it, you'll be back soon enough.
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  4. 30th June 2005, 05:15 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hisham
    Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up
    Well that was about what happend, damn these things hammer you. I stopped being a vegetarian by the way.
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  5. 30th June 2005, 09:02 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvandalen
    I stopped being a vegetarian by the way.
    Cows beware!
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  6. 6th July 2005, 11:11 PM #6
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    Ah, I was wondering what kept you away...
    Well, time left for me to get up to speed with kendo, so I will not be the only one left wearing no bogu..

    Get well soon!

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  7. 6th July 2005, 11:51 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hisham
    Looking a the title of your thread, i thought some cow beat you up using it's biological warfare waza which would prove my theory that skunks and cows are closer than some might think.

    On a serious note, you said yourself that you almost broke your finger, i can understand your frustration but you should make the best of it, you'll be back soon enough.
    Good to know I'm not the only one thinking this upon reading the title of this thread. I actually thought that maybe a cow left you a nice little present next to your car or something during practice. Or something along the lines of a bunch of cows loose on the road and prevented you from getting to practice. Yes, I have a vivid imagination .
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  8. 8th July 2005, 10:26 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tijn
    Ah, I was wondering what kept you away...
    Well, time left for me to get up to speed with kendo, so I will not be the only one left wearing no bogu..

    Get well soon!

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  9. 10th July 2005, 02:19 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvandalen
    After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
    **snorting**You fell off...a mechanical bull....BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    NO in serious, the mechanical ones are easy, you fall off the real thing and they come after you....or in the case of a horse it tries to drop kick you like a football as it throws you.....
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  10. 11th July 2005, 04:47 AM #10
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    Riding da bull

    Quote Originally Posted by drizzt
    NO in serious, the mechanical ones are easy
    For a Texas ranger maybe
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    :)

    I saw the title of this thread and thought it would be a rant about how much you hate those cow jokes lol

    http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Jokebook:You_have_two_cows
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  12. 16th July 2005, 12:11 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by louisvandalen
    After some months of travell I finally got back to the dojo on saturday. Sunday i decided to ride an electric bull in some amusementpark with some friends and almost broke my thumb. The kendo gods are against me. I'm pissed.
    fight them but remember: aim for the udders!
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