In the freedom kendo thread some people have posted haiku, which i for one have enjoyed very much. I thought it would be nice to start a thread with haiku on favorite kendo waza. Here's mine:
The spirit broken
Fear not the outcome
Debana kote
Kendo Haiku
In the freedom kendo thread some people have posted haiku, which i for one have enjoyed very much. I thought it would be nice to start a thread with haiku on favorite kendo waza. Here's mine:
The spirit broken
Fear not the outcome
Debana kote
$man kendo | /dev/brain
Proud member of the "Monkey Kendo Ryu, spread love and banana's."
Tobikomimen
I did not see his ken sen
Kintama tsuki
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Today I can't do
Keiko because I took with
me two left kote
I am Gibbo - Master of dick and fart jokes - now with added meat poo!
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Had to do some research on that one, seems unorthodox but effective.Originally Posted by The great I AM
$man kendo | /dev/brain
Proud member of the "Monkey Kendo Ryu, spread love and banana's."
Here's one that happened in warmup:
Farted in sonkyo
Glance quickly left at Sensei
Transfer blame to him
Last edited by KhawMengLee; 29th November 2005 at 08:34 PM.
SHUGYOSHA
My name is Pullo...Titus Pullo.
ALL YOUR IPPON ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Proud "extra hentai" member of the Seven Smutty Samurai.
"See my kote! See my kote! (kicks opponent in the crotch) Well ya should have been watching my foot!"
Meng just before being given hansoku.
http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/angry_dawg/
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Farted in sonkyo
Glance quickly left at Sensei
Class think Sensei fart
SHUGYOSHA
My name is Pullo...Titus Pullo.
ALL YOUR IPPON ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Proud "extra hentai" member of the Seven Smutty Samurai.
"See my kote! See my kote! (kicks opponent in the crotch) Well ya should have been watching my foot!"
Meng just before being given hansoku.
http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/angry_dawg/
Peacefull in seiza
Bakedbeans bestowed on me
Pungent mistral
$man kendo | /dev/brain
Proud member of the "Monkey Kendo Ryu, spread love and banana's."
My white hakama
With skid marks on the gusset
Next time I'll wipe more
I am Gibbo - Master of dick and fart jokes - now with added meat poo!
http://lostboys.uclkendo.org/
Twitter me like a 14 year old high school girl @kendogibbo
ew...ya dirty fecker!
SHUGYOSHA
My name is Pullo...Titus Pullo.
ALL YOUR IPPON ARE BELONG TO US!!!
Proud "extra hentai" member of the Seven Smutty Samurai.
"See my kote! See my kote! (kicks opponent in the crotch) Well ya should have been watching my foot!"
Meng just before being given hansoku.
http://mengkhaw.blogs.friendster.com/angry_dawg/
fighting mudansha
hikidou all up my ribs
jesus christ that hurts
I am Gibbo - Master of dick and fart jokes - now with added meat poo!
http://lostboys.uclkendo.org/
Twitter me like a 14 year old high school girl @kendogibbo
Four bamboo staves snap
A thunderbolt in the void
Ringing fills the skull
(based on a true and oft repeated story...!)
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
The snow hakama
Brown tracks behind betray him
Soul is full of fear
Mike Forte
Portsmouth Kendo Club - UK
..."The crab must go through life walking sideways.
This is much like our lives - we find that life causes us to turn this way and that and our path is never straight and clear. We must move sideways.
The crab must do this all his life and his body accommodates this. . . so brave to resign his life to such a Fate.
Ultimately, the crab represents the Life we must all lead and how, more often than not, we must accept our Karma..."
Forget to wash gi
It blossoms full of Ki
Nobody want to fight me
Kendo Haiku post
Gigle like a young virgin
Need to do some work
$man kendo | /dev/brain
Proud member of the "Monkey Kendo Ryu, spread love and banana's."
Gutter mind kenshi?
Scatological haiku?
Let's clean it up guys!
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